OH Speeding Ticket controversy for me!!!

[Mortimer]

I smite yet another piglet 'cross it's snout....








...and it runs away.

Whimpering

[notyep59]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I smite yet another piglet 'cross it's snout....








...and it runs away.

Whimpering

i must ask this, for the people want to know.....


was crack available when your mom was pregnant with you??

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by notyep59

i must ask this, for the people want to know.....


was crack available when your mom was pregnant with you??

Oh...you save me typing time .

From now on I don't have to call you an imbecile.



You have it stamped across your forehead---and you did it all by yourself.

[Mortimer]

Let me explain something to you...notype.




Do you think you are the first person to reach way down low into GIC's in order to try and rattle me?

You're not even close.


But the fact that you would reach down low does expose your knuckle dragging tendencies and little noodle.

So let's have a few more of your gems.

Come on now---don't be shy.

I know you can do it.

[Mortimer]

What about Dad and any brothers ans sisters I may have?



You're not going to leave them out---are you?

[notyep59]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

What about Dad and any brothers ans sisters I may have?



You're not going to leave them out---are you?

i hope you're an only child....would explain a lot

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by notyep59

i hope you're an only child....would explain a lot

Oh poo.






I expected so much more from you.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Let me explain something to you...notype.




Do you think you are the first person to reach way down low into GIC's in order to try and rattle me?

You're not even close.


But the fact that you would reach down low does expose your knuckle dragging tendencies and little noodle.

So let's have a few more of your gems.

Come on now---don't be shy.

I know you can do it.

How's the wifey?




























































































































And now I will hide.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

How's the wifey?


And now I will hide.

Which one ?

[Mortimer]

As these things often go.....for all the great pointers in here......the chances any of them being true are probably so small one shouldn't even bother considering their veracity.




Here's mine:




In Ohio you aren't stopped unless you're more than 8.5 mph over.That's because the radar is calibrated that way.





Not the patrolman.



The Time Traveler defense has worked.



Technically they can throw you in jail immediately for life with no parole.Normally it's a 2x for every mile over on top of 5 large.





Or you can give the guy $500 cash and all is forgotten.




I know...I've been there...I've done that.......she wasn't that good...but I did.