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Old 05-28-2008, 10:02 AM
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couple things....first, in traffic court nobody cares about proof, the police officer is considered a professional witness in the eyes of the law and his word will carry more weight than yours.
second....don't they give officers a mandatory day in court in illinois like most other states? they get paid to be there so there isn't any chance of a no-show.
third...it's pristine, and how will a clean record get you a maximum fine?
as I understand it, as long as the radar gun is calibrated before each shift (and they document that it has been) they don't have to show you sh*t....I've seen my fair share of traffic court.

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Who knows the words to Scrooges ..I Don't Know Anything?

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Old 05-28-2008, 10:04 AM
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^^^ Runs sen-sen in the old moonshine hills of Kentucky.
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Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky seems appropriate here.
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What was Clyde Barrow's brothers name?








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Old 05-28-2008, 10:08 AM
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What was Mozart's grade in high school music?








D minor.


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Old 05-28-2008, 10:10 AM
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Isn't it true..MR. Scavanatah ...that you are an irrevocable,spontaneous,invertebrate,congruant































BIG LIAH!!!!?





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