Why Andy Beyer is a Legend

[ninetoone]

Andy Beyer does not sleep. He waits.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Andy Beyer.

[ninetoone]

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Andy Beyer can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

[XIIPointStables]

Well yeah, but I was thinking they would be more handicapping/horse race related.

Originally Posted by XIIPointStables

Well yeah, but I was thinking they would be more handicapping/horse race related.

Oh...well this is close...


Andy Beyer is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

[ninetoone]

Andy Beyer once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

[hi_im_god]

could someone just post a link to all the chuck norris jokes and save steve a few mb of storage?

Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that most handicappers end the saying with, "...jealous of Andy Beyer."

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that most handicappers end the saying with, "...jealous of Andy Beyer."

Coach..I think you redtube'd to long today.....

A man once taunted Andy Beyer with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Andy Beyer proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

[ninetoone]

Andy Beyer can lead a horse to water AND make it drink

[sdjcom]

Glad To Hear Of Your Hit With Andy Beyer At 21.00, I,m A Bit Jealous
However How Many Has He Missed Betting Big Money? People Always Tell You Of The Big Hits , But Never About The 12 Str Races You Lost And Are Still In The Hole. Pros Tell No-one Of Their Hits. You
Should Have Kept This About Andy In Confidence.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by sdjcom

Glad To Hear Of Your Hit With Andy Beyer At 21.00, I,m A Bit Jealous
However How Many Has He Missed Betting Big Money? People Always Tell You Of The Big Hits , But Never About The 12 Str Races You Lost And Are Still In The Hole. Pros Tell No-one Of Their Hits. You
Should Have Kept This About Andy In Confidence.

EASY GUY, he was just telling an f'n story, that 99% of the people here would like to hear.

Then there is the 1% jealous jerkoffs that type things like you just did.....

Originally Posted by Scav

EASY GUY, he was just telling an f'n story, that 99% of the people here would like to hear.

Then there is the 1% jealous jerkoffs that type things like you just did.....

Well there also is the view that this will motivate One Bad Beast to try and top this story.

[SentToStud]

A Very Nice Horse To Have. Well Done To Those Who Had Him.

[Storm Cadet]

What does he think of the two S Americans today? 2nd race #4 and 3rd race # 3?
Ron

[eajinabi]

Raja Malek is a new trainer and could very well be the next Paulo Lobo.