What a surprise...

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Mr.Garden.


Exactly how long have you been playing Judge Wopner on message boards?

Are there any other personalities you enjoy here?

Do you have neighbors...sir? I'd like their names so I can question them about your day to day habits.Who do ya work for ,sir?

Most personalities sir.
I work for Northside sir.
I shoot rats for my neighbors sir
when they start eating the dogfood sir.

Just have a hard time with lying sir.
Never have and never will like liars sir.
But thats really none of your beezwax sir.

May I be excused sir.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Most personalities sir.
I work for Northside sir.
I shoot rats for my neighbors sir
when they start eating the dogfood sir.

Just have a hard time with lying sir.
Never have and never will like liars sir.
But thats really none of your beezwax sir.

May I be excused sir.

Not quite yet,Mr. Garden.

Do ya feel like everyone lies to you? Why do you think that is? I'm confused on your mentioning dog food and bees wax in the same reply.


Are you able to open a can of tuna not having the pop off lid accommodation?

[Mortimer]

Mr. Garden...how long have you been a pu ssy?


Did you know it is illegal for pu ssies to mess with explosives? I may have to bring you in for further questioning,sir. Yer not lookin' real good here.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Mr. Garden...how long have you been a pu ssy?


Did you know it is illegal for pu ssies to mess with explosives? I may have to bring you in for further questioning,sir. Yer not lookin' real good here.

Morton.

You call someone that name...
Look in the mirror poor little fella.
Jeez.

You take this leader of the pack
thing a little seriously. Mom is waiting
with your bottle. You got your attention.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Morton.

You call someone that name...
Look in the mirror poor little fella.
Jeez.

You take this leader of the pack
thing a little seriously. Mom is waiting
with your bottle. You got your attention.

My name is Lt. Greenwood....Westerville Police Dept.







My Mom is NOT waiting with my bottle.










Thebby is.











And the disepncer is NOT a bottle.















So happy to say.
































Remember ,Mr. Garden....one more physics lab explosion.....





...and by-bye!