What a surprise...

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Mr.Garden.


Exactly how long have you been playing Judge Wopner on message boards?

Are there any other personalities you enjoy here?

Do you have neighbors...sir? I'd like their names so I can question them about your day to day habits.Who do ya work for ,sir?

Most personalities sir.
I work for Northside sir.
I shoot rats for my neighbors sir
when they start eating the dogfood sir.

Just have a hard time with lying sir.
Never have and never will like liars sir.
But thats really none of your beezwax sir.

May I be excused sir.