Snowy Woods

[TheSpyder]

So what you're saying is it itches when you pee, right? They have meds for that you know. You may have the clap.

Spyder

[Mortimer]

Shut up sissy.

[Mortimer]

You know what Hafner needs?

He needs BatterBuddy.


Yes...you stick it in your ear when ready to bat ...and turn it on.Here's what Hafner would hear:





OK buddy...let's go to the nice batters box ( pretty music plays in the background).

Comfy? Isn't this nice?

Say "hi" to Mr. Umpire and Mr. Catcher...they are our friends.



Yes they are!




OK...now feel like the Hank Aaron you really are...relaxed ,confident.....see yourself hitting a home run.




Do you see Mr. Pitcher?





He is going to throw us a big fat one so we may hit it.

He is our friend,too.








Good.








Here---he's going into his wind up....watch closely....relax.



Here comes the ball.










































OH MY GOD!!


IT'S COMING VERY FAST!!......OH LOOK AT IT TWIST AND TURN!!!


WHATTAYA GONNA DO!?


YOU BETTER SWING!!..YOU BETTER SWING!!......SWING AT THAT FUCl<ER!!!











































Oh poo....you missed.




Can't you do anything right?

[Mortimer]

Meet me at Nathan Hale jr high school,Cleveland,Ohio.

This was the original Draculas Castle.

[Mortimer]

My old house at 10509 Way is where Christmas Story was filmed.

[Mortimer]

And Paul Revere School is where many Scream and Scream Again movies were filmed.

[Mortimer]

Good Fellas was filmed mostly on Way Avenue.

[Mortimer]

Go to Franklin Blvd & W 44th St
Cleveland, OH


You will be looking at the Franklin Castle...the most haunted house in Ohio.


















OH MY GOD!!


DID YOU SEE IT!?

[Mortimer]

If you click anywhwere in the photo with your mousy-poo you can zoom in...




....and you will see a boogy man!!!

[Mortimer]

Ya just can't buy stuff like this.