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Old 05-23-2008, 08:32 AM
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A big,fat hairy legged spider.
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Old 05-23-2008, 08:32 AM
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SNAKE!
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Old 05-23-2008, 08:37 AM
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Hope you all enjoy your lunch today.


It has roaches in them.




Watch out----when you hear a "crunch"...then you're really going to get sick from what you taste next.


































BLECH!
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Old 05-23-2008, 08:41 AM
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Water.........flowing water....lots of flowing water.





Niagra Falls.



Faucets running freely of flowing water...lots of flowing water.







WOOOOOOOOSH.




WATER.....FLOWING WATER.








It's very hard to hold back lots of flowing water.







WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.
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Old 05-23-2008, 08:45 AM
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Are you getting itchy?



You are.



Bugs are crawling in your clothes.





Their little feet are crawling on your skin......and making you itch uncontrollably.


Oh you have to itch everywhere.......they're in your hair with the hairy legged spider.













WOOOOOOSH.




WATER...LOTS OF FLOWING WATER.
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Old 05-23-2008, 08:47 AM
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Rats are under your desk.



BIG ONES.
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Old 05-23-2008, 09:16 AM
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So what you're saying is it itches when you pee, right? They have meds for that you know. You may have the clap.

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Old 05-23-2008, 09:18 AM
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