Snowy Woods

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I see Carla has put the word out.




Hey---fine with me.





Just don't go thinking you're all going to get book deals because you're not.

She lies.




The strumpet lies.

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There's a spider in your hair.

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A big,fat hairy legged spider.

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SNAKE!

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Hope you all enjoy your lunch today.


It has roaches in them.




Watch out----when you hear a "crunch"...then you're really going to get sick from what you taste next.


































BLECH!

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Water.........flowing water....lots of flowing water.





Niagra Falls.



Faucets running freely of flowing water...lots of flowing water.







WOOOOOOOOSH.




WATER.....FLOWING WATER.








It's very hard to hold back lots of flowing water.







WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.

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Are you getting itchy?



You are.



Bugs are crawling in your clothes.





Their little feet are crawling on your skin......and making you itch uncontrollably.


Oh you have to itch everywhere.......they're in your hair with the hairy legged spider.













WOOOOOOSH.




WATER...LOTS OF FLOWING WATER.

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Rats are under your desk.



BIG ONES.