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Old 05-16-2008, 12:50 PM
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Brother.


How 'bout a hand for the suit?
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Old 05-16-2008, 01:23 PM
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I built my Snowy Woods home out of my hopes and dreams...keeping in mind all the TrueSwine who have dared to interrupt....ney!...destroy them!


The walls are built of trees and mud who do not retain what they hear.....they do not surveil...they do not reflect falsely. My roof is of thatch....it disallows rain,but let's in sunny days.My floors are honest...they would never pull a rug from 'neath me.They let me lay upon them in welcome.


My toliet...well I''m not going to say where I do my toilet...it's private. The bears know---that's good enough.


My kitchen is a simple one....a fine natural stone hearth with a belching stone chimney poking its way through my roof....burning good, clean residue which would be so uncommon to political orators.They merely capture theirs in a scrubber and spew them back out into the same cycle.


All forest creatures are allowed in here---anytime they wish. I do not chase the fox with a broom.......well I don't have a broom,but if I did ---I would not chase them with it .....I would not throw stones at the squirrels nor dump water on the raccoons........I do not grease my tree branches to discourage birds.



All honest life may bed or eat here as they wish.

Buggies may crawl all the want without fear of being swatted or chased with a hammer.







I can't do anything regarding the snow ..so don't bug me about it.
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Old 05-16-2008, 01:43 PM
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I know this is a repeat...but it must be here:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1IcM1JICoY
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Old 05-16-2008, 01:46 PM
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YA BABY!!
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Old 05-16-2008, 01:47 PM
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I'm sorry....,good,solid,triumphant fiddlesticks do that to me.
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Old 05-16-2008, 01:51 PM
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The FROZEN ONE has made it known that "LeBron James teams are not desperate."



























Uh...if Boston loses tonight...they have another day.


If LEBRON JAMES' team loses.....they don't.













Can you say------------DESPERATE?
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Old 05-16-2008, 01:56 PM
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For those of you still here...which is like ---NO ONE......let's allow our frustrations to come out....sniff fresh kill in the air...



...and then take in burning frangipani oil:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDo9t53eb1s
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