Brutal

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If the Cavaliers do not beat Boston tomorrow...it is over.







That's the NBA for ya!

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Ah wonder war HoseGarden is??







































































10....Blowing up Gotti ( ror!!)


9....Solving Rubicks Joint ( double ror!!)


8....In Physics remedial school.....class taught by Professor Irwin Corey.


7....Applying for Bulls head coaching position.


6....Out filming Bellicheck....already denies knowing it was against the rules.


5....Making window pane out of acid rain


4....Fingers still stuck in Chinese magic trick.


3....Losing his shirt in shell game hosted by Andy Serling


2....Making pennies out of melted copper




And the number one place HoseGarden could be.....




















.....1....Ordering shell extensions at the local Internet Cafe for his trained oysters

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Oh Mr. Garden....when you get out of the can for blowing up the physics room....and you still think the Cavaliers offense the last 2 games is no different than the first two and you can honestly say that.....then I will leave upon seeing that post from you...and not return ...ever.




Is this fair?

[Cannon Shell]

"Super Joe" Hafner

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Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

"Super Joe" Hafner

Ever see film of him?

Boy..what a literal stiff. He lasted one year of moderately impressive rookie production. Hafner's record is far more impressive....but I do think he's finished.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Ever see film of him?

Boy..what a literal stiff. He lasted one year of moderately impressive rookie production. Hafner's record is far more impressive....but I do think he's finished.

I remember a particular saturday game of the week when I think Bryant Gumbel, who was still doing network sports, did a feature on him before a rare indians showing on game of the week.

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Then you know he ran stiff and batted stiff.


The trainer said he suffered from....stiffness.

If you know what I mean.

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Ah wonder war HoseGarden is??







































































10....Blowing up Gotti ( ror!!)


9....Solving Rubicks Joint ( double ror!!)


8....In Physics remedial school.....class taught by Professor Irwin Corey.


7....Applying for Bulls head coaching position.


6....Out filming Bellicheck....already denies knowing it was against the rules.


5....Making window pane out of acid rain


4....Fingers still stuck in Chinese magic trick.


3....Losing his shirt in shell game hosted by Andy Serling


2....Making pennies out of melted copper




And the number one place HoseGarden could be.....




















.....1....Ordering shell extensions at the local Internet Cafe for his trained oysters

#5 is the best won sir.

[TheSpyder]

Gotta Go with #8...The Professor who obviously spent too much time doing #5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHlLm...eature=related

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Guys...I don't think these are as good as I think when 5 and 8 top the list.

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But thanks.

Garden hose was working.

And I did get the Tesla Coil up
and running, a few minor tweaks
and we will have major fake lightning
accompanied by ozone.

Twas a good day.

I shall draw the plans in case
anyone wishes to shock themselves
I will go to the paint board.

Spurs v. Hornets.
Lets see if Byron Scott can
make the proper adjustments.
I think he will have problems, he
had problems with the Nets doing
this, but he has a lot more talent
now.

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Originally Posted by TheSpyder

Gotta Go with #8...The Professor who obviously spent too much time doing #5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHlLm...eature=related

I really wonder if that's how HoseGarden looks and sounds.