Frank's Energy Drink vs Dutrow Juice

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I first thought it to be simple flirting. However, after a lifetime of disappointing people and women in general I feel like I am able to sense when one is pissed. The Cajunatah seems pissed.

Hossy...sometimes we make too much of things.


This girl is very interested in you...believe me.






She has begun the ritual Dance of Frosted Tip Hand Jive.


Remember those full breasts???















Be a Predator.







Be a Predator!!!

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rule-eng un ze flour!!!!




Oh mine God.


























thud!!

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Hossy..Andrew just gave me a great idea.



Listen to this....memorize it so you can sing it to her:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucSZwGsodpQ


Pay close attention to the beauty of the lyrics---particularly how her presence " just blows me away". ....ya can't buy stuff like this.


Oh---make sure to inhale large quantities of laughing gas before you sing to her.

I think in order to seal the deal Hossy should sing this classic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptJXkLUEmB8

If you can't sing falsetto then a nice dose of helium will do.

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Ain't she a honey?











BARF

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Hossy---you can use this if you want.

It's by Billy Bo Blackwood..called........ah luv yer azz




ah smelt yer hair

even though you ain't here

when ah touch yer skin

ah know'd war ahd been







(chorus)




baaabyyyyy ya knock me down

fer a count a ten

them ah git up again

ya really pult the rug out from under me..ah feel lak a clown






















Beautiful.

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I can't stop laughing.

EAUHX!!


Good one!