Brutal

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Yet another post I should not have posted.

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I now issue a shall-onge to the Gardener.


If the Cavaliers keep playing a NonJamesLetMeFucl<AroundWithTheBall type offense ( as they did last night)...they will win.They will not win the series if they go back to the 1st and 2nd games "offense."


So......if I am wrong....I will leave and not return...ever. If I am right...The Gardener shall leave and not return...ever.

Now this is pretty simple stuff---it requires no revelation of anyones address nor place of work....no third parties need be involved ....and no money amount needs haggling.

So....Mr. BigShot........do ya feel lucky?

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Well??













Do ya?




























Punk?

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

I now issue a shall-onge to the Gardener.


If the Cavaliers keep playing a NonJamesLetMeFucl<AroundWithTheBall type offense ( as they did last night)...they will win.They will not win the series if they go back to the 1st and 2nd games "offense."


So......if I am wrong....I will leave and not return...ever. If I am right...The Gardener shall leave and not return...ever.

Now this is pretty simple stuff---it requires no revelation of anyones address nor place of work....no third parties need be involved ....and no money amount needs haggling.

So....Mr. BigShot........do ya feel lucky?

I will need the exact Pillgardn/Mortunsus
ratio as a %, as of this post.

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I should have known I would not get a simple yes or no.


So....yes or no?

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

I should have known I would not get a simple yes or no.


So....yes or no?

How can I give you a yes or no when we
are rooting for the same team ya buffo toad?
And what is so simple about determing what
type of offense they are playing. I could go
on with this milky bet.

And finally, what in God's name is to keep you off this board?
Oh its a gentlemens bet: I shall leave and come back as
Puffin Lauderclauken.

And finally after finally, why did you not answer
my first attempt for you to give me 100 dollars
since you said the Cavs could not win when I said
they could? Now you switch like the tides when things
start looking good...

And in conclusion,
I want a pillgardn/mortunsus ratio as of THIS posting.

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I will soon need a new head .

How many times do I have to tell you? You said Cleveland could still win ,but gave absolutely no basis for it...already having said the Celtics had better everything.So how you reached that conclusion only PoisonSumac knows.What this has to do with who anyone is rooting for...I don't even think PoisonSumac knows.



I was very precise in how Cleveland can win....they have to go to what is called on offensive scheme and not Boneheadball....which you can clear clearly discern if you saw 1 and 2 ...and then the 3rd game.If they play game 3 they win..if they go back to 1 and 2 they lose.


Take it or leave it.

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By the way---if you can't spot the difference in the offense the Cavs inserted for the last game.....you are not nearly the Dr.Ramsey you purport to be.

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

I will soon need a new head .

How many times do I have to tell you? You said Cleveland could still win ,but gave absolutely no basis for it...already having said the Celtics had better everything.So how you reached that conclusion only PoisonSumac knows.What this has to do with who anyone is rooting for...I don't even think PoisonSumac knows.



I was very precise in how Cleveland can win....they have to go to what is called on offensive scheme and not Boneheadball....which you can clear clearly discern if you saw 1 and 2 ...and then the 3rd game.If they play game 3 they win..if they go back to 1 and 2 they lose.


Take it or leave it.

Mortonsus, Mortonsus.
We are practicing the art of deception.
I never said the bolded.

So if Lebron scores less than 13 points
every game you say the Cavs win the series?

Take it or leave it?
Damn it to hell.
You shoved me out to a precipice 1 inch
high. The pressure is too great.

We could disagree on the 2nd bolded every other time
down the floor.

And finally, finally, finally
your noble, but nonartitstic attempt
to replicate past bets for
obvious, but admirable reasons
is gallant. Even if it deals
with monopoly money.

What is the pillgardn/mortunsus ratio
as of THIS thread then?

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.

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THe Cavs played a good game Saturday. Today will be different I think. Will likely be a close game.

You are responsible for that mess above...MainCourse.






You are wrong...as per usual.

They play the same NBA authorized offense they will win big...maybe even bigger.