Mrs. Buttersworth vs. Tom Cruise

Uncle Ben enters the ring and hits Tom Cruise over the head with a bag of rice from Sam's Club. The FBI arrests Ben and Mrs. Buttersworth for trafficking in rice, a class B felony.

Tom Cruise wins by disqualification.

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Uncle Ben enters the ring and hits Tom Cruise over the head with a bag of rice from Sam's Club. The FBI arrests Ben and Mrs. Buttersworth for trafficking in rice, a class B felony.

Tom Cruise wins by disqualification.

EAUXH!!!





But what if Cruise's cut men,Johnson&Johnson, roll his Scientology interview tape in his corner??