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Old 05-08-2008, 02:21 AM
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Who wins?
Hmmm... must ponder, although i don't really understand.

Tom? Drawing a blank.

Mrs. B..... not sure but am imagining taking hold of of the figure, feeling it's hardness as i clutch it, open it slowly...

The anticipation. The wanting.

Those first few drops that ooze out right before the intense and mad gush, the frenzied oral ecstasy... a little got on my mouth so I slowly glide the tip of my tongue across my lips, savoring the flavor, oooh it's good, and I watch as it shoots on my burning... mounds? (Pancakes didn't sound right).

Gee Morty not sure... who do you think?
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Old 05-08-2008, 03:39 AM
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Tom ,Ya cun't ooppss YA Can't Mess with GOD
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:04 AM
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Hmmm... must ponder, although i don't really understand.

Tom? Drawing a blank.

Mrs. B..... not sure but am imagining taking hold of of the figure, feeling it's hardness as i clutch it, open it slowly...

The anticipation. The wanting.

Those first few drops that ooze out right before the intense and mad gush, the frenzied oral ecstasy... a little got on my mouth so I slowly glide the tip of my tongue across my lips, savoring the flavor, oooh it's good, and I watch as it shoots on my burning... mounds? (Pancakes didn't sound right).

Gee Morty not sure... who do you think?



I am in need of repair.




Someone have 911 give me a call.





Where is Aunty Dote?






Hey....got a spare pud sling I can borry?








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Old 05-08-2008, 08:28 AM
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Hmmm... must ponder, although i don't really understand.

Tom? Drawing a blank.

Mrs. B..... not sure but am imagining taking hold of of the figure, feeling it's hardness as i clutch it, open it slowly...

The anticipation. The wanting.

Those first few drops that ooze out right before the intense and mad gush, the frenzied oral ecstasy... a little got on my mouth so I slowly glide the tip of my tongue across my lips, savoring the flavor, oooh it's good, and I watch as it shoots on my burning... mounds? (Pancakes didn't sound right).

Gee Morty not sure... who do you think?

Let's see you top this one,Riley-O......you big sissy.
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:31 AM
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Hmmm... must ponder, although i don't really understand.

Tom? Drawing a blank.

Mrs. B..... not sure but am imagining taking hold of of the figure, feeling it's hardness as i clutch it, open it slowly...

The anticipation. The wanting.

Those first few drops that ooze out right before the intense and mad gush, the frenzied oral ecstasy... a little got on my mouth so I slowly glide the tip of my tongue across my lips, savoring the flavor, oooh it's good, and I watch as it shoots on my burning... mounds? (Pancakes didn't sound right).

Gee Morty not sure... who do you think?


BURY ME BABY!!
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:42 AM
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BURY ME BABY!!
Naughty.
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:45 AM
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Throw more dirt on me,Honey!!...I LOVE it!!
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:52 AM
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MRS. BUTTERWORTH IS YER WINNAH.









Nominations for her next opponent...please.
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:17 PM
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I nominate Aunty Cooby's puppy doggy.
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:41 PM
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MRS. BUTTERWORTH IS YER WINNAH.









Nominations for her next opponent...please.
Blackthroatedsexpot?
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Old 05-08-2008, 01:53 PM
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Blackthroatedsexpot?

I'm sorry...none of the 5 Steves are eligible.





What about Di'ka??
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