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Old 05-07-2008, 10:25 AM
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I guess this is your lucky day.





Listen....Boston won--that's the primary function in these things..to win.

But it's a game that was too close at home for the 66 win team.

Cleveland was 0-2 to Detroit last year.

The best part of Mike Brown's game is the set of "faces that make me look like I know what I'm doing--but I don't" he selects for each game. His philosophy is great...if Lee plays bad...we don't win.


Grade jub ,coach!!


duh...we're down 2 ...led's led the guy who is 2-16 teg dis shud.



















wud happund?









oh...duh.....now we still gud a chance....bud we need a four----I mean 3.....who shud teg dis shud? I thing the guy who is 2-17.





















wud happund!!?






This is what happens when ownership hires a parrot to transfer their wishes to the court....James Good...everyone else bad.





This is how Brown coaches----this is how ownership wants it because this makes James happy.





Ah wonder why players don't scream at him openly on the court when he has a horrible,DUMB game like this?




And why DOES he do that very same thing to them?


The Cavaliers will go as far as Z and 2 or 3 others are allowed to help the FROZEN ONE.
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Old 05-07-2008, 10:51 AM
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Yer damn fucl<in'-aye straight I'm right.
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Old 05-07-2008, 10:55 AM
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You do that again----and I will tell you something about the 5 Steves that you don't wanna hear.









You got that...Hossy?
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Old 05-07-2008, 10:57 AM
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Brick.
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Old 05-07-2008, 10:58 AM
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:14 AM
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I suppose farm animal noises are next.





The 5 Stevies......oh yes. The wunderkind of handicapping....the Stevie 5 Angels of the racing world. Oh they are so smart---oh we listen to everything they say.


Well here's what they said,,,,essentially.











PHOOEY!!




PHOOEYPHOOEYPHOOEY!!!



This is the worst KD field I have ever seen in my life....it's HORRIBLE.I can't even pick a winner. The ONLY horse here with talent is BB...and it could be immense talent,but I can't bet a 5:2 with a weaker foundation than a Polish drill rig in the Atlantic who is running out of the TWENTY hole!!



No friggin' way....lotsa luck to those of you who think you can pick a winner in this pathetic mess.





That's what they said.......essentially if not verbatim.






Now....did any one of us ignorant,brainless dumb fucl<s spend one ounce of private positive thinking time on this?






NO!!






No one said......Uh---Steve. I hear what you're saying....but isn't what you are really saying---the essence,if you will........that this is EXACTLY the right time to bet a horse with the only real talent in this race comprised of SLOTH???



Doesn't this make sense?

Can't we trade off 3 races and the 20 hole for this COMPLETELY TALENTLESS GROUP OF ANT HILL DESTROYERS?????























Did anyone say that?







































No.












Why?







































Because we love our STEVIES!!...OH BOY!






Our STEVIES are sooo smart and ALWAYS right.....oh they know what they are doing ,boy.






'Cause it's STEVIE this....and STEVIE that......and PLEASE GUIDE US BLIND FOOLS STEVIE!!



























OH WE LOVE OUR FUCl<IN' STEVIES!!!!!






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Old 05-07-2008, 11:30 AM
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Who are stevies??

No Z didn't have 10 turnovers. I said LeBron lost the game in my first sentence. I can see that. My posts are purity which make clearly obvoius un-refutable points which are gold which is why you can only respond as you do.

The signs of not terrible play are there team wise. The assist to basket made ratio was way, way above seasonal norms the Washington series and yesterday it was 19 assists on 23 made baskets. All members of the team play a part in that including the terrible one. AFter blowing the game winning shot in game 5 against Wash, how did the frozen one play in game 6 on the road?? Of course no Avery comments on that game at all. 27, 13, 13, 1 turnover or something like that???

LeBron stunk and if he continues to play like that they will get swept. I dont' think he will continue to play like that. I could be wrong as I usually am, but the facts are when opportunities by the very good Boston D presented itself he found open guys in late 4th quarter game situations. I can't criticize his penetrating shot he took when down 2 with 8 second left either.

All was not lost last night however as J-honey went deep ( too bad he cant' face Pettite 162 games a year and was critical in the game winning rally against joba the hut.)!!!!
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Old 05-07-2008, 10:58 AM
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All right buddy...you just made me spit my donut out in anger.




You wait a minute,Mister.....I'm not holding back this time.
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:06 AM
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LeBron lost the game...but to be fair Z took 18 shots...same number as LeBron. Wally took 14. Down 68-65...the ball was passed from LeBron to the open Gibson for a 3 that tied the game. Tied 68-68, LeBron passed to an open Z who made the shot to put them up 70-68. Down 72-70 LeBron drove for a layup with 3 guys converging on him...(of course he missed but it opened up the lane for an offensive rebound to tie it again.) It is certainly not true that in key parts of the game LeBron is taking every single shot (he took 3 shots in the 4th quarter game 4 in Washington.) Now down 74-72 with 20 seconds left I think if you can get James to penetrate that is the play to run. He did get to the lane for a layup...a difficult one but certainly one he can make. I prefer what happened there than James dribbling for 18 seconds and taking a fade away 3 pointer at the buzzer. The penetration potentially opens up the offensive rebound but it didn't happen that time.

As miserable as he was, things were still happening. They played hard.
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:17 AM
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LeBron lost the game...but to be fair Z took 18 shots...same number as LeBron. Wally took 14. Down 68-65...the ball was passed from LeBron to the open Gibson for a 3 that tied the game. Tied 68-68, LeBron passed to an open Z who made the shot to put them up 70-68. Down 72-70 LeBron drove for a layup with 3 guys converging on him...(of course he missed but it opened up the lane for an offensive rebound to tie it again.) It is certainly not true that in key parts of the game LeBron is taking every single shot (he took 3 shots in the 4th quarter game 4 in Washington.) Now down 74-72 with 20 seconds left I think if you can get James to penetrate that is the play to run. He did get to the lane for a layup...a difficult one but certainly one he can make. I prefer what happened there than James dribbling for 18 seconds and taking a fade away 3 pointer at the buzzer. The penetration potentially opens up the offensive rebound but it didn't happen that time.

As miserable as he was, things were still happening. They played hard.





Did Z have 10 fucl<in' turnovers????
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:22 AM
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On a positive note...Fransisco here...Michaels....NOT.




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And CM Oreo is trying to make it the 6 Stevies.




God help us if that ever happens.
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Old 05-07-2008, 03:18 PM
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LeBron lost the game...but to be fair Z took 18 shots...same number as LeBron. Wally took 14. Down 68-65...the ball was passed from LeBron to the open Gibson for a 3 that tied the game. Tied 68-68, LeBron passed to an open Z who made the shot to put them up 70-68. Down 72-70 LeBron drove for a layup with 3 guys converging on him...(of course he missed but it opened up the lane for an offensive rebound to tie it again.) It is certainly not true that in key parts of the game LeBron is taking every single shot (he took 3 shots in the 4th quarter game 4 in Washington.) Now down 74-72 with 20 seconds left I think if you can get James to penetrate that is the play to run. He did get to the lane for a layup...a difficult one but certainly one he can make. I prefer what happened there than James dribbling for 18 seconds and taking a fade away 3 pointer at the buzzer. The penetration potentially opens up the offensive rebound but it didn't happen that time.

As miserable as he was, things were still happening. They played hard.

Oh let's be fairer:

Bonehead...39 mins......Z 37 mins.

Bonehead 2 of 18....Z 8 of 18 ( are you following this?)

Bonehead 10 turnovers....Z....3










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Celts were lucky to be in it, Cavs were very bad also

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Celts were lucky to be in it, Cavs were very bad also

"fair and balanced...Fox News, Sumitas and Peanut Shell"

OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 05-07-2008, 04:12 PM
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LeBron lost the game...but to be fair Z took 18 shots...same number as LeBron. Wally took 14. Down 68-65...the ball was passed from LeBron to the open Gibson for a 3 that tied the game. Tied 68-68, LeBron passed to an open Z who made the shot to put them up 70-68. Down 72-70 LeBron drove for a layup with 3 guys converging on him...(of course he missed but it opened up the lane for an offensive rebound to tie it again.) It is certainly not true that in key parts of the game LeBron is taking every single shot (he took 3 shots in the 4th quarter game 4 in Washington.) Now down 74-72 with 20 seconds left I think if you can get James to penetrate that is the play to run. He did get to the lane for a layup...a difficult one but certainly one he can make. I prefer what happened there than James dribbling for 18 seconds and taking a fade away 3 pointer at the buzzer. The penetration potentially opens up the offensive rebound but it didn't happen that time.

As miserable as he was, things were still happening. They played hard.

And to be fairer...mention Wally was 5-14...and scored 13 to Bonehead's 12.

And Wally didn't have any turnovers.
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:45 AM
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GUESS THE SCORE FOR TONIGHT.






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Cleveland........92

Boston............89
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I'm already practicing my "bury me baby!" lines.



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