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Old 04-30-2008, 06:25 PM
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Kentucky Derby (G1)

$2,000,000, 1 1/4 miles, 3 yo, Churchill Downs, May 3

1. Cool Coal Man, Julien Leparoux 20-1
2. Tale of Ekati, Eibar Coa 15-1
3. Anak Nakal, Rafael Bejarano 30-1
4. Court Vision, Garret Gomez 20-1
5. Eight Belles, Gabriel Saez 20-1
6. Z Fortune, Robby Albarado 15-1
7. Big Truck, Javier Castellano 50-1
8. Visionaire, Jose Lezcano 20-1
9. Pyro, Shaun Bridgmohan 6-1
10. Colonel John, Corey Nakatani 4-1
11. Z Humor, Rene Douglas 30-1
12. Smooth Air, Manoel Cruz 20-1
13. Bob Black Jack, Richard Migliore 20-1
14. Monba, Ramon Dominguez 15-1
15. Adriano, Edgar Prado 30-1
16. Denis of Cork, Calvin Borel 20-1
17. Cowboy Cal, John Velazquez 20-1
18. Recapturetheglory, E. T. Baird 20-1
19. Gayego, Mike Smith 15-1
20. Big Brown, Kent Desormeaux 3-1
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Old 04-30-2008, 06:51 PM
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EIGHT BELLES !!!!??

I thought she was in the Oaks fer gosh sakes!!
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Old 04-30-2008, 06:54 PM
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EIGHT BELLES !!!!??

I thought she was in the Oaks fer gosh sakes!!
Sir, Owner has been drinking too much jamba juice, got to his brain
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Old 04-30-2008, 06:57 PM
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This messes me all up!





GEEZ!






I cannot possibly do my complete analysis right now.

I have to go...can I e-mail you the best I can come up with for now in say 2 hours or so?

You MUST promise to tell no one.
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Old 04-30-2008, 06:58 PM
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This messes me all up!





GEEZ!






I cannot possibly do my complete analysis right now.

I have to go...can I e-mail you the best I can come up with for now in say 2 hours or so?

You MUST promise to tell no one.
Sure thing sir, you can PM me all you like.

I will tell no one, not even Hossy
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Old 04-30-2008, 07:44 PM
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Sure thing sir, you can PM me all you like.

I will tell no one, not even Hossy
OK.







MOST of all ..Hossy.
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This messes me all up!





GEEZ!






I cannot possibly do my complete analysis right now.

I have to go...can I e-mail you the best I can come up with for now in say 2 hours or so?

You MUST promise to tell no one.

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Old 04-30-2008, 07:45 PM
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Old 05-01-2008, 02:47 PM
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Hey kids!!



Guess what time it is!!?








THE 2008 FINE KENTUCKY DERBY ANALYSIS!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8dq9NodWDY




ENJOY





This year the part of Miss Tesmaucher will be played by Thebby.










MISS TESSMAUCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!




May I have the cards..please?

And don't bring me the '96 Topps bb set this time-----OK?







( Would ya look at that fine dupa?...mm-mmm-MMM!! )






Thank you so much ,Miss Tessmaucher.








I begin:










Fool Coleman


I think I know a fool when I see one.




Crinkle...


...trash can.






Anak CanaCanaSol Nakal


Let's put him to the side ( I'm trying to build more suspense this year..so don't get excited.)






CourtVision



Basketball...Tennis---good

Derby---bad.




Crinkle...



....trash can.










Tail of E-Carla.



Keeper.













8 Belles



Only a former naval officer would know what that means.





But put to side.







Z Fortune


Z tresh ken







Crinkle....



...trash can.










Big Truck




BIG LIAH!!





Crinkle.....


....trash can.









VisionairesDisease



Hazmat bound.






WHIIIIIIRRRRRRR!!!











Ham Sandwich ( Gyro)



This is real dirt.

Put to side.







ColonelJohn



They separated Bob&John...promoted half of him....and try to sneak him in as a ringer.


Pvt. Pyle is all I see.




Crinkle...


...trash can.








Z Humor




rule-eng un Z flour





Crinkle....


....trash can.









Smuther




The choice of fine marks everywhere.


Crinkle....


....trash can.










BobBlackJack





HIT ME.BABY!!



Keeper.











Monba



Shuzbutt.






Crinkle...



...trash can.








Adriano.




Yukky,sniveling wife of Rockyano.



Crinkle....


...trash can.











PenisOfPork.




PatheticPud.





Crinkle...


....trash can.








CowboyCal.






Never heard of 'im.



Crinkle...


....trash can.











RecaptureTheSnory.






WarEblem already happened.






]WHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!








Gayego.







BARF!!!



Crinkle...


...trash can.













Wig,Brown.





Gate 20 is still alive!!!


Keeper.













Now Anak CanaCanaSol Nakal can't possibly win as a bad foreign actor....no way.




And Wig,Brown is merely this years Point Given.....figure him for 5th or 6th.I'm sure The Gatekeeper is quite happy.






The rest is very hard.





Carla....your thread work here catches up to you in this race.



BobBJ could steal this race.

Pyro enjoys the filth and could smoke the field in the stretch.






But 8 Dingy-Dingies is my choice to win.



Thank God I let automatic writing take over.









4....Tail of E-Carla

3....BobBJ

2...Ham Sandwich

1...8 Dingy-Dingies













It jist don't git no better 'an 'at.
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Old 04-30-2008, 07:38 PM
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This messes me all up!





GEEZ!






I cannot possibly do my complete analysis right now.

I have to go...can I e-mail you the best I can come up with for now in say 2 hours or so?

You MUST promise to tell no one.
^^ is thinking of keying Megahertz on top in his superfecta
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