One of my Neverending Threads

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I have fashioned several missiles equiped with mini nuclear warheads that I fashioned out of several bars of soap.


I will be firing these at people I don't like tonight.

[Payson Dave]

Can't wait.... should be fun

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Absolutely,sir.



I would be remrs......I mean remiss if I did not mention I fnally got a return pm off a "Hi!!" smiley face pm.

Ediby Abbey proved to a very nice lady and did not ignore my electronic greeting as so many of the beasts on here have.





Oh...I should mention TexasInCowgirl also did several days back....and was very nice as well.


I think one other did,but forgot who they were......so I'm not doing so bad after all.

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You would get ZERO,sir.







Yes ..that's what I said. ZERO.

You think you're so smart...go ahead and try it with this crew of ice cubes around here.

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ror!!


Well try Ediby and Cowgirl. They are known RSVPers.





And you can't leave until May 4.

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Absolutely.




You handle the aftermath....don't make me look stupid.

I'm counting on you.

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How can I not thank you?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

I have fashioned several missiles equiped with mini nuclear warheads that I fashioned out of several bars of soap.


I will be firing these at people I don't like tonight.

I'm confused. Are you trying to waste them or wash them??????

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Steve....





..get rid of her.

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Make it look like an accident.