Earthquake!!!

[declansharbor]

Strippers dont kill people and ruin peoples homes and livelihood. Wait....Some do....I feel ya on the adrenaline rush, I just wouldnt want to be anywhere near the core of these storms, getting hit with cows, hail balls and stoplights and such. Ask Helen Hunt, I mean Jo, its a harrowing situation to be in.

PS. I hate strippers, hooks and escorts...Something about them getting payed to perform just makes for a soft peter.....More of the next-door housewife kind of guy, as Im sure we all are.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by declansharbor

Strippers dont kill people and ruin peoples homes and livelihood. Wait....Some do....I feel ya on the adrenaline rush, I just wouldnt want to be anywhere near the core of these storms, getting hit with cows, hail balls and stoplights and such. Ask Helen Hunt, I mean Jo, its a harrowing situation to be in.

PS. I hate strippers, hooks and escorts...Something about them getting payed to perform just makes for a soft peter.....More of the next-door housewife kind of guy, as Im sure we all are.

I love strippers, probably one of my favorite types of human beings, as long as they are female, all the way female

[Payson Dave]

Originally Posted by declansharbor

Strippers dont kill people and ruin peoples homes and livelihood. Wait....Some do....I feel ya on the adrenaline rush, I just wouldnt want to be anywhere near the core of these storms, getting hit with cows, hail balls and stoplights and such. Ask Helen Hunt, I mean Jo, its a harrowing situation to be in.

PS. I hate strippers, hooks and escorts...Something about them getting payed to perform just makes for a soft peter.....More of the next-door housewife kind of guy, as Im sure we all are.

So you are saying that you prefer to fool around with married women...well i guess that could be another way of putting yourself in harms way!

[declansharbor]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

So you are saying that you prefer to fool around with married women...well i guess that could be another way of putting yourself in harms way!

Was talking about in an attraction sense. Love those soccer moms. I don't do to others what I wouldnt done to myself. I, admittedly, cheated on my then girlfriend (now fiancee), 2 years ago. Made me feel like crap to see how much it broke her up when I told her. After that, my conscience kicked in, and would never elevate past flirtation.

[Payson Dave]

I should of put a smiley face in my above post.... was just a little (I know I know damn little) attempt at levity.