What do you do for the Derby?

[philcski]

Going to the Derby this year against my better judgement (we usually go to Oaks day and throw a party for Derby day). Section 221. And no... I'm not dumb enough to have paid the $1,000 a seat the tickets were... someone bought them for me.

Originally Posted by miraja2

Usually I get together with some of my friends from Puerto Rico and we climb on a roof and beat the crap out of some fat naked guy.

Count me in on that.

[_ed_]

I get up early on Sunday morning and sit on the couch in front of the TV. It's usually close to post time on the Woodford Reserve Turf Classic by the time I do this.

One day I'll actually make it there though.

[IrishofNDMan]

I just watched "The First Saturday in May" trailer and a guy had a good line that made me think of this topic.

He said people ask him why he goes to the Derby instead of watching it at home on tv and he said something along the lines of "It's like watching a porn on tv or having sex".