Cleveland Indians

[Mortimer]

Ladies and gentlemen...may I direct your attention to our DiamondsInTheRough scoreboard so you may view the 3 Indians (with their photos shown) due to bat this inning.


















LF...DAVID DELLUCCI.................











RF..Jason Michaels......................
















SS..HERE'S JHONNY......................

[Mortimer]

I mean....ya know...did you ever use the pick up line..."Uh..excuse me,but do you gelf?"









Ah don't thank so!