Big Recruit for the Buckeyes

[Late Fires]

A clock malfunction at Michigan? And Avery's statments are falsehoods? And you wonder why he calls you dumb?

Quit while you're behind, before he gives you another brutal taste of the long knuckle.


A guy walks into a bar with his dog to watch the Penn State-Michigan game. When Penn State hits a field goal, the dog stands on his hind legs and barks three times.

The bartender says, “wow, that’s pretty cool, your dog does that whenever Penn State hits a field goal against Michigan?”

“Yep,” the dog’s owner responds.

When Penn State scores a touchdown, the dog rolls over, sprints around the bar, stands on his hind legs and barks six times.

“Man,” the bartender says, “if your dog does all that stuff when Penn State scores against Michigan, what the heck does he do when Penn State beats Michigan?”

The dog’s owner answers, “How should I know? I’ve only had the dog for eleven years.”

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

A clock malfunction at Michigan? And Avery's statments are falsehoods? And you wonder why he calls you dumb?

Quit while you're behind, before he gives you another brutal taste of the long knuckle.


A guy walks into a bar with his dog to watch the Penn State-Michigan game. When Penn State hits a field goal, the dog stands on his hind legs and barks three times.

The bartender says, “wow, that’s pretty cool, your dog does that whenever Penn State hits a field goal against Michigan?”

“Yep,” the dog’s owner responds.

When Penn State scores a touchdown, the dog rolls over, sprints around the bar, stands on his hind legs and barks six times.

“Man,” the bartender says, “if your dog does all that stuff when Penn State scores against Michigan, what the heck does he do when Penn State beats Michigan?”

The dog’s owner answers, “How should I know? I’ve only had the dog for eleven years.”

Well, what happened...on the last drive was not a clock malfunction...but a couple plays before the winning touchdown...Lloyd Carr had time added onto the clock for no apparent reason. They scored the winning touchdown with 1 second on the clock. But for the added time, the game is over. Perhaps the added time on teh clock was justified. Don't know.

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Well, what happened...on the last drive was not a clock malfunction...but a couple plays before the winning touchdown...Lloyd Carr had time added onto the clock for no apparent reason. They scored the winning touchdown with 1 second on the clock. But for the added time, the game is over. Perhaps the added time on teh clock was justified. Don't know.

You don't know, yet you blame the loss on it? You also probably don't know that Joe-Weekend-At-Bernie's-Pa successfully argued for extra time to be put on the clock on StatePenn's go-ahead drive earlier.

Like I said, quit while you're behind.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

You don't know, yet you blame the loss on it? You also probably don't know that Joe-Weekend-At-Bernie's-Pa successfully argued for extra time to be put on the clock on StatePenn's go-ahead drive earlier.

Like I said, quit while you're behind.

Why quit. I am easy picking's. I'm never behind. this is internets stuff. THere is no score. IT is only the score in your mind. It is mindless score. IN my scoreless mind, I'm ahead...in Avery's mindless score he is ahead. Who cares. I don't remember the entire game. AGain, it's all hyperbole. They actaully lost becuase they didnt' stop the play with 1 second left. If they stop that play they win. time was added to the clock that drive however. It means nothing...I'm in mindless debate with Avery once again.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

You don't know, yet you blame the loss on it? You also probably don't know that Joe-Weekend-At-Bernie's-Pa successfully argued for extra time to be put on the clock on StatePenn's go-ahead drive earlier.

Like I said, quit while you're behind.

=:>

[Mortimer]

This is like taking 3 free whacks at the junk car for a quarter.







Only there is no fee.


=:>

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Well, what happened...on the last drive was not a clock malfunction...but a couple plays before the winning touchdown...Lloyd Carr had time added onto the clock for no apparent reason. They scored the winning touchdown with 1 second on the clock. But for the added time, the game is over. Perhaps the added time on teh clock was justified. Don't know.

You do realize I don't even have t answer this as any halfwit can see how you are drowning here.


My original statement was correct when the flavor is noted.......but I did go back and change it to make clear I was refering to 2000 and beyond.



But I'll give you that one.....so does that one make up a case of 'filled with falsehoods?"

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

You do realize I don't even have t answer this as any halfwit can see how you are drowning here.


My original statement was correct when the flavor is noted.......but I did go back and change it to make clear I was refering to 2000 and beyond.



But I'll give you that one.....so does that one make up a case of 'filled with falsehoods?"

You are dissing Penn State, I am responding. They have challenged for a national title since joining the big 10.

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Originally Posted by horseofcourse

You are dissing Penn State, I am responding. They have challenged for a national title since joining the big 10.

SSSSSSO.....one supposed falsehood comprises a whole "filled with falsehoods"................................maincourse?

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

SSSSSSO.....one supposed falsehood comprises a whole "filled with falsehoods"................................maincourse?

I just thought that's how it was done here. I type fast when I get going. for the most part my information is not overly bad.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

I just thought that's how it was done here. I type fast when I get going. for the most part my information is not overly bad.

Not overly bad?




What kind of nondenial denial is that ?

It ain't even the plausible kind.
























WHEW!!









My God man!!









ror!!.....your info is littered with bull phooey!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

A clock malfunction at Michigan? And Avery's statments are falsehoods? And you wonder why he calls you dumb?

Quit while you're behind, before he gives you another brutal taste of the long knuckle.


A guy walks into a bar with his dog to watch the Penn State-Michigan game. When Penn State hits a field goal, the dog stands on his hind legs and barks three times.

The bartender says, “wow, that’s pretty cool, your dog does that whenever Penn State hits a field goal against Michigan?”

“Yep,” the dog’s owner responds.

When Penn State scores a touchdown, the dog rolls over, sprints around the bar, stands on his hind legs and barks six times.

“Man,” the bartender says, “if your dog does all that stuff when Penn State scores against Michigan, what the heck does he do when Penn State beats Michigan?”

The dog’s owner answers, “How should I know? I’ve only had the dog for eleven years.”

ROR!!







rule-eng en leff-eng!!














Oh yes....uh...what is State Penn's record against Michigan over those 11?




































EXCELLENT!

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

A clock malfunction at Michigan? And Avery's statments are falsehoods? And you wonder why he calls you dumb?

Quit while you're behind, before he gives you another brutal taste of the long knuckle.

Avery can't deal with me...never could?? NO one on this board ever used hyperbole. You knew darn well what I was talking about in that game.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Avery can't deal with me...never could?? NO one on this board ever used hyperbole. You knew darn well what I was talking about in that game.

Seems to me it was a clock malfunction.





Too bad State Penns offense couldn't make up for that obvious fix.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Seems to me it was a clock malfunction.





Too bad State Penns offense couldn't make up for that obvious fix.

It wasn't a fix...the offense did score a touchdown in the last minute that game to take the lead. The defense didn't stop Michigan on the last drive.

[horseofcourse]

I have lost once again. Penn State has 2 big 10 titles...that's it. Michigan has dominated them without question...even one of their great big 10 years (2005) ...they still lost to Michigan in the final seconds. They have been nowhere as good as Ohio State since joining the big 10.

Can the two of you at least grant me that Penn State had a great team in 1994?? Is that too much to ask?? Is it possible that they had a good offense in 2005 under Robinson?? Joe Paterno has been a great coach...of that I am certain.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

I have lost once again. Penn State has 2 big 10 titles...that's it. Michigan has dominated them without question...even one of their great big 10 years (2005) ...they still lost to Michigan in the final seconds. They have been nowhere as good as Ohio State since joining the big 10.

Can the two of you at least grant me that Penn State had a great team in 1994?? Is that too much to ask?? Is it possible that they had a good offense in 2005 under Robinson?? Joe Paterno has been a great coach...of that I am certain.

I can easily give you the first and second.


Yes....Paterno is a has been...that one,too.

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

I can easily give you the first and second.


Yes....Paterno is a has been...that one,too.

ror!!!






I swear that I did not read this before posting!!

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

I have lost once again. Penn State has 2 big 10 titles...that's it. Michigan has dominated them without question...even one of their great big 10 years (2005) ...they still lost to Michigan in the final seconds. They have been nowhere as good as Ohio State since joining the big 10.

Can the two of you at least grant me that Penn State had a great team in 1994?? Is that too much to ask?? Is it possible that they had a good offense in 2005 under Robinson?? Joe Paterno has been a great coach...of that I am certain.

You seem to be making progress.

Yes, they were good in 1994.

Their offense was OK in 2005, but I hardly think that's evidence that Pryor should go there to be coached by offensive innovators Joe Paterno and Galen Hall for the next four years.

And I agree with Joe Paterno has been.

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Avery can't deal with me...never could?? NO one on this board ever used hyperbole. You knew darn well what I was talking about in that game.

Yes, I knew what you were talking about because StatePenn fans always resort to the referees are against us conspiracy theory to explain away any loss.

You blamed the loss on a "clock malfunction," which seems an awful lot like hyperbole to me, considering that the second that Michigan used to run the last play to beat StatePenn for the 7th consecutive time could have just as easily been the one that their ancient head coach had added, as the one that Lloyd Carr argued for.