Lakers look good!

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

You would have done well on the Warren Commission.

The lot of us are not blind......you have been lollygagging the whole way. An absolutely abysmal performance.



Yes...that's what I said.....abysmal!





Your snorting and puffing has done no good for you...nothing more than obfuscations as well as employing the bait and switch routine.

I doubt they would put up with your nonsense at the windows....very much so.






Shameful....absolutely shameful.

Yep.
I might of blown 200 bucks put to good use.
And a predator was exposed.
Bad day for all involved.

So lets make it right.
You know basketball Morton.
Want a go?
You can raid your mother's purse
I assume. We can set all this wasted space to use.
Someone has to add some excitement.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Yep.
I might of blown 200 bucks put to good use.
And a predator was exposed.
Bad day for all involved.

So lets make it right.
You know basketball Morton.
Want a go?
You can raid your mother's purse
I assume. We can set all this wasted space to use.
Someone has to add some excitement.

The only thing exposed here was the fact even prey can luck out.

Raid Mom's purse? Not as easily as you steal from poperty tax payers.And EAUXH! wouldn't it be swell for your students parents to know their kiddies teacher is running around message boards imploring people to bet?

You stick to botched experiments....we'll take care of needful things.

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

The only thing exposed here was the fact even prey can luck out.

Raid Mom's purse? Not as easily as you steal from poperty tax payers.And EAUXH! wouldn't it be swell for your students parents to know their kiddies teacher is running around message boards imploring people to bet?

You stick to botched experiments....we'll take care of needful things.

Ya know mort we are underpaid
and such.

Mort coming up in April in my class
before the K. Derby we will have our
derby prep review. We will watch the prep
races of all entrants and then we will draw
the names of all horses entered. The first
second and third place student entries will
receive all the dimes I have been paid for
pencils (purchased by their Physics teacher)
that students did not have on a test day.

Then I will get calls from parents asking
who I like in the Preakness.

So if you are ever down San Antonio way
during the school year... I will PM you the
school I teach at and you too can have
a physics lesson for free and maybe watch
some derby preps. Just let me know.

Or... maybe not. I might be a serial
killer (God knows I love my Rice Crispies).
Your predators run from small
bunny rabbits such as myself.

[IrishofNDMan]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Ya know mort we are underpaid
and such.

Mort coming up in April in my class
before the K. Derby we will have our
derby prep review. We will watch the prep
races of all entrants and then we will draw
the names of all horses entered. The first
second and third place student entries will
receive all the dimes I have been paid for
pencils (purchased by their Physics teacher)
that students did not have on a test day.

Then I will get calls from parents asking
who I like in the Preakness.

So if you are ever down San Antonio way
during the school year... I will PM you the
school I teach at and you too can have
a physics lesson for free and maybe watch
some derby preps. Just let me know.

Or... maybe not. I might be a serial
killer (God knows I love my Rice Crispies).
Your predators run from small
bunny rabbits such as myself.

It does sound like you run a pretty fun classroom.

Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan

It does sound like you run a pretty fun classroom.

Its amazing how many kids from prior years
remember the horse they had in the contest,
but forget how to solve problems using the
conservation of energy. Oh well. Small victories.
My contribution to the sport.

[IrishofNDMan]

What grade do you teach? I'm taking up education right now at Michigan State and thinking I want to teach middle school.

Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan

What grade do you teach? I'm taking up education right now at Michigan State and thinking I want to teach middle school.

11th and 12th.
Got a bunch of nice kids.
The classes are pretty darn hard.
I teach the Honors Physics and 1 class of Calculus based Physics
for the kids who want to major in Engineering (AP class for college credit)
Smartest little group... God almighty for people
who think education is totally down the crapper
they should visit. I got very lucky to teach such
a good group.

And I never in my wildest dreams thought I would be teaching.
I worked in a research lab for about two years... blech.
Got very lucky to stumble upon teaching.

If you decide to teach middle school God Bless your soul.
Between the hormones and school... poor kids are just
goofed out. Good Middle School teachers are very hard
to find. So good luck if you go that route.