New Member Here

[Mortimer]

Well. I thought the Mickey Mouse Club was cancelled long ago,but apparently I was premature in making what now looks like a bad assumption.Now why don't you all wiggle your little mouse ears at each other and then go to your sleeping quarters.

I intended only to announce myself and perhaps receive a few "welcome aboards." Instead I get American Comedy Idol auditions.

Really. Stick to handicapping.Yes. Your attempts at comedy are that bad.