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Old 02-08-2008, 10:58 AM
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I'm leaving for good this time...no messing around. This is it. Tired of all the snotty remarks.



It's the least you can do.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
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Old 02-08-2008, 10:59 AM
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^^^ Likes when the door....




















THUD!
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:27 AM
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^^^ Likes when the door....


THUD!



^^^ When is a door not a door?
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:31 AM
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Isn't anyone going to say good bye to me?
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:34 AM
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^^^ Likes when the door....


THUD!
^^^ Tells filthy door jokes at work.
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:35 AM
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^^^ Tells filthy door jokes at work.
^^^ PM's dirty things to druggie while at work
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:37 AM
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^^^ Is Druggie spelled BTW???



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Old 02-08-2008, 12:45 PM
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I'm not kiiiiiiiiiid-iiiiiiing.
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Old 02-08-2008, 12:48 PM
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Good-bye Morte.

I will miss the Zodiac Ciphers.

Watch that door...
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Old 02-08-2008, 12:53 PM
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Thank you so much Big.

I wish I could display a cry-ee face.

You are the first ( and probably only) to say good bye.



The ZC's.....learn from them.

Learn from them.
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Old 02-08-2008, 12:54 PM
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Buh bye, Mortimer...

No one will miss you & you will remain permanent fixture in my "iggy" list. You are living proof that sh!t can be stacked -- higher and higher!

Worthlessness is too simple a word to describe your lack of contribution (muchless meaningful thoughts) to this forum.

I, too, wholeheartedly support the largest possible door slapping you across your head and backside.
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:08 PM
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Buh bye, Mortimer...

No one will miss you & you will remain permanent fixture in my "iggy" list. You are living proof that sh!t can be stacked -- higher and higher!

Worthlessness is too simple a word to describe your lack of contribution (muchless meaningful thoughts) to this forum.

I, too, wholeheartedly support the largest possible door slapping you across your head and backside.
The day Mortimer leaves is the day that True Swine like this ^^^ wins. I hope I never see that day here in NerdyTrail.

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Old 02-08-2008, 01:09 PM
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^^^ what he said.
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Old 02-14-2008, 09:28 PM
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The day Mortimer leaves is the day that True Swine like this ^^^ wins. I hope I never see that day here in NerdyTrail.

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Old 02-14-2008, 09:20 PM
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While obviously Morty is not everyone's cup of tea, what exactly is your great contribution? Would anyone miss you if you left? Of course not. At least a few would miss that sissy Morty if he left. I love jerkoffs that say how you are on ignore, yet can't help themselves and post to the person they have on ignore. Sort of defeats the purpose, don't you think. Too bad Morty is a "turf economist" then maybe he'd be more appreciated.
My "contribution" is NOT making multiple pointless posts. Just look at this thread -- Morty has strings of 4-5 straight posts. No, I didn't read a single one. Based on his pre-iggy history, they are stupid, moronic, insulting, or some combination of these factors.

I totally and completely ignore Morty. He distracts from folks trying to make valid points and takes threads off-topic. Yes, I find this fact annoying. Slam me if you choose, but a forum without Morty is a more worthwhile place for horse racing enthusiasts.
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Old 02-14-2008, 09:25 PM
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Well it's about time one of the sane speaks. I had a belly full of this fool at DRF. Reason I left that place and the reason I stayed away from here until I was assured he was banned for life.
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:10 PM
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I am very,very disappointed almost all of you have chosen to diss me....and not bid me.





I always have felt there are two distinctly different groups of people here.

The first ,I believe, are a highly intelligent group with rapier like wit......and are absolutely impervious to flying drop kicks and public stonings.



The last descriptive meaning you have no pride.......

I shall miss your funny faces dearly.

You all know who you are.







The second group is a bunch completely lacking in depth perception.

They couldn't get a MENSA question right if spotted the Fibonnaci Sequence.

They are paranoid schizos who have way too much pride which they simply base on the food chain.






They are the frozen,the stupid and the dead.


They don't know who they are.

































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Old 02-08-2008, 11:27 AM
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Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

It didn't last time.
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:55 AM
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Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
^^^ Has gone 6 weeks with no chicken dinnah.
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:59 AM
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Why do the good ones leave and the bad ones stay ?
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