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Old 02-08-2008, 10:09 AM
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^^^ Has watched too many Police Academy movies.Threw nerd party over Alabama's no.1 recruiting class.
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Old 02-08-2008, 10:18 AM
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^^^Purposely flunked 8th grade 4 years in a row. Denied Sloppy Joe Tuesdays was the reason why.
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Old 02-08-2008, 10:21 AM
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^^^ Once whacked Sighty-poo's skeeter bats with fly swatter.
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Old 02-08-2008, 10:24 AM
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^^^Has a pin-up on the wall of his favorite Sighty-Poo post. Unconfirmed reports are a sock was frantically trying to remove said pin-up.
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Old 02-08-2008, 10:24 AM
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^^^ Told ya.
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Old 02-08-2008, 10:27 AM
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^^^Subconsciously asking me to take him to the local dog park.
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Old 02-08-2008, 10:28 AM
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^^^ Consciously hopes I do.
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Old 02-08-2008, 10:23 AM
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^^^Purposely flunked 8th grade 4 years in a row. Denied Sloppy Joe Tuesdays was the reason why.
^^^ Won't say good bye to me even though he knows I will no longer be here after 2 PM today. Will say something nasty about me using ^^^'s instead.
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Old 02-08-2008, 07:54 PM
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^^^Purposely flunked 8th grade 4 years in a row. Denied Sloppy Joe Tuesdays was the reason why.
not gonna lie, this one gave me a good chuckle.
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Old 02-08-2008, 08:44 PM
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Morty ,
Please DONT leave.....for some UNGODLY reason I get drawn in reading your threads...and after seeing 50+ posts.... I start talking to myself asking
...."" What the ^&**&^%$#@@#$%^&*(( is this thread about... "" ..
So for my INSANITY...... Please stay..
Plus for a office visit [ on a couch ] costs $ 200.00 a hour
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Old 02-08-2008, 09:15 PM
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Ahhhh Morty,

Ya leaving? I will bring out my wire hanger if ya stay....
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Old 02-08-2008, 09:44 PM
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Goodbye again Morty.
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Old 02-08-2008, 09:50 PM
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Bye Morty. See you tomorrow..
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