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Old 02-07-2008, 01:38 PM
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so many stupid threads for you to go run and hide in!!! I have time to seek and destroy today!!
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Old 02-07-2008, 01:45 PM
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so many stupid threads for you to go run and hide in!!! I have time to seek and destroy today!!
BEWARE: He does not chew his prey, he simply kills it and moves on.
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Old 02-07-2008, 01:49 PM
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BEWARE: He does not chew his prey, he simply kills it and moves on.
I render him impotent. He moves on because he simply doesn't have the ability to keep up with me. Surprisingly, his skill set is quite limited.
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Old 02-07-2008, 02:10 PM
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Stopping by Woods to Dump A Body


Whose vaporized head this is I think I know.
His body is still in the chamber, though;
He will not see it spazzing there
Perhaps I should put it outside; in the snow.

My little horsey thinks this dead head queer
To stop without a body near
I decided instead to fling it out onto the frozen lake
The rotting process will take a year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
He thinks the odd head some mistake.
It appears to him to be a dweeb
Of a simple mind and a total flake.

The vaporized head is empty and doesn't sound a peep,
But it doesn't know where art its body,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake.



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Old 02-07-2008, 03:06 PM
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Stopping by Woods to Dump A Body


Whose vaporized head this is I think I know.
His body is still in the chamber, though;
He will not see it spazzing there
Perhaps I should put it outside; in the snow.

My little horsey thinks this dead head queer
To stop without a body near
I decided instead to fling it out onto the frozen lake
The rotting process will take a year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
He thinks the odd head some mistake.
It appears to him to be a dweeb
Of a simple mind and a total flake.

The vaporized head is empty and doesn't sound a peep,
But it doesn't know where art its body,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake.



Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy
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Excellent!
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Old 02-07-2008, 03:18 PM
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Thank you so much ,Dahling.
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Old 02-07-2008, 03:23 PM
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Boobie Fisher would have a heart attack if he witnessed the shenanigans going on in this thread.
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