O/U: how many times

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay

I'm avoiding talking about my sex life on an open forum with a bunch of people that I don't know.

You shouldn't.

It can be quite liberating.

How often do you masturbate? Like more than once a week?

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

You shouldn't.

It can be quite liberarting.

How often do you masturbate? Like more than once a week?

you're telling on yourself there ID. how's the sock stash? do you buy by the gross??

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Danzig

you're telling on yourself there ID. how's the sock stash? do you buy by the gross??

I normally get two in by dinner.

I don't really buy that many extra socks a year. I typically have one that has like a frozen crusty texture, has a real alarming yellowish stained color to it, and smells like pure nasty.

I keep it around until the smell overwhelms the room and I can't take it anymore - normally like after a hundred or more nuts caught at that point....it goes out with the trash. If any ID theft looking for trouble wants to go through my trash...he might come up with my ss # and bank statement and all that - but he's also going to find himself a little something with enough DNA to repopulate the world.

When the nasty nut rag sock isn't handy...I just go for the nearest sock in reach. A couple of them may catch a nut or three....but they find there way into the washer and eventually back on my feet before turning into the abysmal.

But hey, you asked.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I normally get two in by dinner.

I don't really buy that many extra socks a year. I typically have one that has like a frozen crusty texture, has a real alarming yellowish stained color to it, and smells like pure nasty.

I keep it around until the smell overwhelms the room and I can't take it anymore - normally like after a hundred or more nuts caught at that point....it goes out with the trash. If any ID theft looking for trouble wants to go through my trash...he might come up with my ss # and bank statement and all that - but he's also going to find himself a little something with enough DNA to repopulate the world.

When the nasty nut rag sock isn't handy...I just go for the nearest sock in reach. A couple of them may catch a nut or three....but they find there way into the washer and eventually back on my feet before turning into the abysmal.

But hey, you asked.

for which i will be eternally sorry. but i appreciate the answer, such as it was!!

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

^^^ Posting at a very high rate right now.

yeah, well...something has to take the place of the 'after' cigarette.

[GPK]

Please don't let this end anytime soon...the lottery is at $87 large tonight...I gotta go play my numbas....

Sorry about interjecting
during fun time.

A bit of a downer I guess.

I just put a pie in my face.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Sorry about interjecting
during fun time.

A bit of a downer I guess.

I just put a pie in my face.

OOOOOOOOOO

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Sorry about interjecting
during fun time.

A bit of a downer I guess.

I just put a pie in my face.

pg...i'm not sure you should bring up anything called pie right now...

Originally Posted by Danzig

pg...i'm not sure you should bring up anything called pie right now...

Sorry.

Just cant believe anyone thinks
they had the previous Iraqi regime
figured out.

And I just remember too much about
this time and all the debate trying
to figure out this man (Saddam).

I am kinder and gentler now.
Sorry for the outburst.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Sorry.

Just cant believe anyone thinks
they had the previous Iraqi regime
figured out.

And I just remember too much about
this time and all the debate trying
to figure out this man (Saddam).

I am kinder and gentler now.
Sorry for the outburst.

no doubt i should apologize to someone (innocent readers perhaps, who didn't realize the muck they were wading into when clicking on this thread) but eff it.
saddam is dead and buried, so eff him too. he lost. the winner writes history, not the loser.
just ask richard the third.