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I feel like Morty |
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I just don't get why men worry about that so much. It's like if they have a bigger dick that they are superior or something. I think that it is silly. Let's take my last boyfriend for example. I broke up with him. He offered to buy me a Courvette and everything to get me back. Said I wouldn't have to work and the usual bullshit. But, here is the deal. He didn't respect me. Here is a guy that called his own mother an idiot. I mean, just thought she was an idiot in general. Usually, a man that doesn't respect his mother, isn't going to treat his wife/girlfriend very well. And when I broke up with him 3 months later, he said that he could have treated me better. It was like, *******, you didn't do it right the first time. I don't do do-overs. Once it's over, it's over. Especially when it comes to issues of respect. Here is a guy that thought I was stupid for not knowing that Bill was short for William, etc. Yet, he didn't even know what tampons were. Did I ever ridicule him for that? No, but he gave me hell for not knowing that Bill was short for William. Would all the money in the world and the biggest dick in the world would have made me go back to him? Absolutely not. And I can't speak for Asian men. |
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I just turned my pm back off. |
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You're doing a slick job, and haven't yet tipped your cover, but you clearly tipped off the fact you aren't real with that one. |
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Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. Abraham Lincoln |
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Not a troll, and maybe I was a little naive to not know that Bill=William. I'm avoiding talking about my sex life on an open forum with a bunch of people that I don't know. |
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You already said you don't have one. Move on. |
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You said pud size was below recipe swapping. |
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^^^ Thinks Coach Rod is Rodan. |
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It can be quite liberating. How often do you masturbate? Like more than once a week? |
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I don't really buy that many extra socks a year. I typically have one that has like a frozen crusty texture, has a real alarming yellowish stained color to it, and smells like pure nasty. I keep it around until the smell overwhelms the room and I can't take it anymore - normally like after a hundred or more nuts caught at that point....it goes out with the trash. If any ID theft looking for trouble wants to go through my trash...he might come up with my ss # and bank statement and all that - but he's also going to find himself a little something with enough DNA to repopulate the world. When the nasty nut rag sock isn't handy...I just go for the nearest sock in reach. A couple of them may catch a nut or three....but they find there way into the washer and eventually back on my feet before turning into the abysmal. But hey, you asked. |
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Please don't let this end anytime soon...the lottery is at $87 large tonight...I gotta go play my numbas....
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Sorry about interjecting
during fun time. A bit of a downer I guess. I just put a pie in my face. |
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