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Old 01-14-2008, 07:34 PM
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Great answer.




Hillbilly loses in factual confrontation AGAIN!!





























SOWP!!!
Did you watch the Golden Globes, sissy?
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:37 PM
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Did you watch the Golden Globes, sissy?
I don't even know what they are.





But AMERICA'S TEAM!! knows it has the most Heismans


And congress as well as voting fans know who plays in AMERICA'S GAME!!




And it ain't the great Rust Bowl!
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:43 PM
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I don't even know what they are.





But AMERICA'S TEAM!! knows it has the most Heismans


And congress as well as voting fans know who plays in AMERICA'S GAME!!




And it ain't the great Rust Bowl!
Yeah and Congressmen also have an affinity for Airport bathrooms too, so it's a given they'd appreciate Ohio State.
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:54 PM
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I don't even know what they are.





But AMERICA'S TEAM!! knows it has the most Heismans


And congress as well as voting fans know who plays in AMERICA'S GAME!!




And it ain't the great Rust Bowl!
Morty? Is that you?
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Old 01-14-2008, 08:15 PM
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Morty? Is that you?

PINOCCHIO???
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Old 01-14-2008, 08:31 PM
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PINOCCHIO???
Nope... only three lies away. Oh what the hell, I might as well be him.

Lie #1:

Ohio State deserved to be in the National Championship.

Lie #2:

Even though they lost, Ohio State was the better team.

Lie #3:

Les Miles is going to Michigan. He has to be. Morty says he is.

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Old 01-14-2008, 09:53 PM
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[quote=Cajungator26]Nope... only three lies away. Oh what the hell, I might as well be him.


Lie #1:

Ohio State deserved to be in the National Championship.

Hey don't blame us....all the polls put us there. At least we didn't jump 5 spaces in the last week.

Lie #2:

Even though they lost, Ohio State was the better team.

Never said that...if you look back here I said lsu won fair and square.

Lie #3:

Les Miles is going to Michigan. He has to be. Morty says he is.

Very interesting you should bring this up because there's something called an NCAA investigation that just might happen regarding Mr. Miles' recruiting efforts over the last 2 years...and when it does it just might also bring into play how Michigan quickly backed off him when picking this up.

Stay tuned.

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Old 01-14-2008, 09:59 PM
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Nope... only three lies away. Oh what the hell, I might as well be him.

Lie #1:

Ohio State deserved to be in the National Championship.

Lie #2:

Even though they lost, Ohio State was the better team.

Lie #3:

Les Miles is going to Michigan. He has to be. Morty says he is.



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Old 01-14-2008, 07:44 PM
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This is the worst thread ever. The thread where King Glorious thinks Indian Blessing is a legit Derby contender is close. but this is the worst.
I don't think you're giving merasmag enough credit.
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:48 PM
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This is the worst thread ever. The thread where King Glorious thinks Indian Blessing is a legit Derby contender is close. but this is the worst.

Hossy...shush.

Remember....I have been to the worst horsey site of all time.




OK?
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:59 PM
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Hossy...shush.

Remember....I have been to the worst horsey site of all time.




OK?
Are you talking about FaceDisadvantage?
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Old 01-14-2008, 08:05 PM
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Are you talking about FaceDisadvantage?
WORSE.
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Old 01-14-2008, 10:10 PM
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The college ranks may then have 2 hc's sniffing out the pros.
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Old 01-14-2008, 10:30 PM
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Who is Carla!?
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I don't care what Hossy says, this is a great thread.

The Andy Kaufman clips alone are worth many pies.
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Old 01-15-2008, 08:49 AM
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The to die for lsu pep rally led by Les Miles:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DZfEXAKt-g
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Old 01-15-2008, 08:56 AM
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The Flory-DUH fight song..unique in that it was penned by a Flory-DUH doctoral candidate...and performed by their drunken swine of a coach...Bourban Meyer:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSYV-...eature=related
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Old 01-15-2008, 09:16 AM
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I hope all you filthy,disgusting doorknob dumb hillbillies are enjoying my fine work.
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lsu fans...your eloquent coach:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a0o9LBCd7Q
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Old 01-15-2008, 02:28 PM
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lsu fans...your eloquent coach:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a0o9LBCd7Q
http://www.nola.com/photos/t-p/index.ssf?2008BCSshow/

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