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Old 01-14-2008, 04:35 PM
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"But did you see the Michigan game in the Taco Bell/Meineke/Cash Call bowl? The whole nation was on the edge of their seat watching Lloyd Carr's illustrious career come to an end with a victory!! We didn't have to use the Orlando, FLORIDA excuse like we had to in that meaningless game that was played in New Orleans!! YAY-YUH!!!!"
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Old 01-14-2008, 04:38 PM
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"But did you see the Michigan game in the Taco Bell/Meineke/Cash Call bowl? The whole nation was on the edge of their seat watching Lloyd Carr's illustrious career come to an end with a victory!! We didn't have to use the Orlando, FLORIDA excuse like we had to in that meaningless game that was played in New Orleans!! YAY-YUH!!!!"
Oh yeah? Well Tennessee beat Wisconsin in the "I can't believe it's not butter/Depends bowl!" Hah PWNED BIATCH!!
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Old 01-14-2008, 04:44 PM
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"Yeah, it was good to see Lloyd Carr finish his career 6-2 against the SEC. Hey, he won 75% of his games against them just like he did against all the other conferences. How could that be? And why do all these teams keep playing all these games when only the BCS championship game matters? Who is Baffert?"
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Old 01-14-2008, 04:48 PM
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"Yeah, it was good to see Lloyd Carr finish his career 6-2 against the SEC. Hey, he won 75% of his games against them just like he did against all the other conferences. How could that be? And why do all these teams keep playing all these games when only the BCS championship game matters? Who is Baffert?"
Yeah not to mention all of the BCS championships that Carr won...oh wait.
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Old 01-14-2008, 04:53 PM
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Yeah not to mention all of the BCS championships that Carr won...oh wait.
Yeah, only one national title in 13 years of coaching. That's pretty terrible compared to all those coaches that have won more than that over the past 13 years, like:
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Old 01-14-2008, 04:56 PM
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Yeah, only one national title in 13 years of coaching. That's pretty terrible compared to all those coaches that have won more than that over the past 13 years, like:
Yeah that must've been something the day Michigan won the national title for the first time in 49 years. On that day Michigan fans didn't have to go to their father's graves and ask them to tell the story of the 1948 championship squad.
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Old 01-14-2008, 05:03 PM
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Yeah that must've been something the day Michigan won the national title for the first time in 49 years. On that day Michigan fans didn't have to go to their father's graves and ask them to tell the story of the 1948 championship squad.
Yeah, they no longer had to console themselves with the fact that they were fans of the winningest program of all time. Oh, I forgot, history doesn't count when you're talking about won/loss records, only mythical national championships.
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:33 PM
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Try 798 and .714 on for size ,too.


And when you admit no secy team can beat that...I'll toss in Michigan's just to thoroughly embarrass you.












STOP WITH CORNCOB!!


YOU STINK!!
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:42 PM
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Try 798 and .714 on for size ,too.


And when you admit no secy team can beat that...I'll toss in Michigan's just to thoroughly embarrass you.












STOP WITH CORNCOB!!


YOU STINK!!
Look you can take any SEC school outside of the Mississippis and Vanderbilt and put them in the Big 10 and they'd average in the .700's consistently. That stat is horrendously irrelevant when you put some rational thought into it. But rational thought and Big 10 fans don't go hand in hand. Hey retards, you have 11 teams now.
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:47 PM
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Look you can take any SEC school outside of the Mississippis and Vanderbilt and put them in the Big 10 and they'd average in the .700's consistently. That stat is horrendously irrelevant when you put some rational thought into it. But rational thought and Big 10 fans don't go hand in hand. Hey retards, you have 11 teams now.
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The historical record defies you,....more dreams and no facts.

Do you want your performances over the last 20 years?
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:56 PM
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The historical record defies you,....more dreams and no facts.

Do you want your performances over the last 20 years?
You can. But then I'll pull out my two BCS championship bets and just laugh.

An adjusted line. Haha! Regular season win percentages, Heismans, Baton Boys..LOL.
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:58 PM
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Old 01-14-2008, 08:17 PM
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You can. But then I'll pull out my two BCS championship bets and just laugh.

An adjusted line. Haha! Regular season win percentages, Heismans, Baton Boys..LOL.
Laugh at this....the BT will beat you that way...and at your nc's as well.
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Old 01-14-2008, 08:22 PM
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Laugh at this....the BT will beat you that way...and at your nc's as well.
No individual team in the BLT will beat Alabama's NC record. HOO-AH!!
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Look you can take any SEC school outside of the Mississippis and Vanderbilt and put them in the Big 10 and they'd average in the .700's consistently. That stat is horrendously irrelevant when you put some rational thought into it. But rational thought and Big 10 fans don't go hand in hand. Hey retards, you have 11 teams now.
This is the ludicrous fantasia all SEC fans are involved in. Teams in the SEC that would consistently average in the .700s?? Vanderbilt...no, Kentucky...no, Mississippi, no...Mississippi State, no, Arkansas...no, South Carolina...no.

The bottom teams in the SEC are no good. The SEC is top heavy just like the Big 10...I would add Penn State and Wisconsin to MIch and OSU as pretty consistently winning teams. The SEC generally has two additional top teams to the 4 in the BIg 10. Georgia, Tennessee, LSU, florida, Auburn and Alabama (down currently.). The 6 other teams I mentioned above are no great shakes and never have been. It is not a 12 deep conference and never has been. It is a conference of have's and have not's and always has been. 6 really good programs and 6 other programs. That is the SEC. I agree it has more "top" level programs than the big 10 which makes for a tougher conference schedule year in year out...but you always get your doormats as well. IT is a very good football conference, but it is not a conference of 12 superior teams as it's delusional fans like to think. It has 6 superb programs and the other 6 teams...that is what the SEC is.
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