My New License Plate...

[Buffymommy]

I tried to get BUC NKD, BCK NKD or BUCK NKD, but they wouldn't allow it here in FL so I told them to BUCK OFF.

I tried to tell them it was my horse's name, but they said it was to dirty. COME ON!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

I tried to get BUC NKD, BCK NKD or BUCK NKD, but they wouldn't allow it here in FL so I told them to BUCK OFF.

I tried to tell them it was my horse's name, but they said it was to dirty. COME ON!

Your horse or the name?

[Buffymommy]

Oh be nice Morty. I have to get up early in the morning to go to yet another funeral. I seem to be doing that a lot lately.

Next week you can be mean again.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

Oh be nice Morty. I have to get up early in the morning to go to yet another funeral. I seem to be doing that a lot lately.

Next week you can be mean again.

I'm sorry.







I hope these folks are dead.


I hate live funerals.

[dylbert]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Your horse or the name?

Mort, be a gentlemen. Of course, it would be BOTH!

Her plate for you is "2 BUF 4U"!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by dylbert

Mort, be a gentlemen. Of course, it would be BOTH!

Her plate for you is "2 BUF 4U"!

OH!!....GOOD ONE!





Sounds like a rap group.

[Buffymommy]

GOOD NIGHT MORTY! Remind me to beat you with a wire hanger when I get back next week.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

GOOD NIGHT MORTY! Remind me to beat you with a wire hanger when I get back next week.

I knew that was a bad ah-dee-er.




I apologize.



Uncalled for...but not meant to be mean...honest.


Just trying to lighten you up for tomorrow. There's nothing quite like going to a funeral with a nice big smiley face on.





I ususally start out by saying..."OK....who's the dead one?"










Honestly...I think they're dumb.


I just don't go to funerals.



Really.....the person is dead and hundreds of people go to do




what?.......confirm what everyone already knows??












Really....don't go.


Macabre.

[Buffymommy]

Kinda hard to skip your father in law's funeral Morty.... Hubby drove up to N. FL this morning. I took care of everything today and am driving up tomorrow. Not really going to be a great holiday season at Buffy's house this year. Last few months have kinda sucked donkey balls.

I am hoping that 2008 will be a better year.

I am packing as I am typing. AND I CAN'T FIND MY PANTYHOSE!!!!