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Old 12-13-2007, 07:31 PM
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I agree with this. I was just laughing out loud re-reading that.

Im crying from laughing so hard....
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Old 12-13-2007, 09:46 PM
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The story by Morton was indeed a classic.

I did not laugh out loud, but I did smack my lizard on the back and killed it.
I laughed one of those laughs in which nothing came out, and I lost a significant amount of oxygen.
It burned my ample abdominal muscles, and the expired lizard did not help matters I-ther.
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Old 12-13-2007, 09:49 PM
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The story by Morton was indeed a classic.

I did not laugh out loud, but I did smack my lizard on the back and killed it.
I laughed one of those laughs in which nothing came out, and I lost a significant amount of oxygen.
It burned my ample abdominal muscles, and the expired lizard did not help matters I-ther.

I'm sorry.....nominatons are limited to posts dated 12-12-07 or earlier.
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Old 12-14-2007, 09:20 AM
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Is the 'Mrs. Bababooee' family turmoil thread a viable nominee?
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Old 12-14-2007, 10:07 AM
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Is the 'Mrs. Bababooee' family turmoil thread a viable nominee?
Oooooooooooooh, that was a good one too.
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Old 12-14-2007, 12:11 PM
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The entertainment value here has been priceless this past year....Shirely, Morty with all his fine work has to get poster of the year...KRIM & PG85 belong on the list for dishonourable mention.

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Old 12-14-2007, 12:35 PM
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The entertainment value here has been priceless this past year....Shirely, Morty with all his fine work has to get poster of the year...KRIM & PG85 belong on the list for dishonourable mention.

Should I recieve this treasured award as POY..I will carry it with pride in posting; realizing what an honor it is and how I must carry this honor.

I would do so with great appreciation as well as adoration for all who felt me deserving so as to cast their fine and very well respected vote for me.

I would feel so blessed that I would make sure each and everyone wonderful person who did vote for me would receive 25 large ...at some point.






But I won't share it with Shirley....I just won't do that.
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Old 12-14-2007, 12:38 PM
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Is the 'Mrs. Bababooee' family turmoil thread a viable nominee?
Damn you.
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Old 12-14-2007, 03:11 PM
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Damn you.
I missed that one! Was it really good?
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Old 12-14-2007, 03:22 PM
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I missed that one! Was it really good?
If you missed it...obviously it was.
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Old 12-14-2007, 03:57 PM
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Would it not be ironic should this thread itself wind up as thread of the year?




And perhaps the post of the year be hidden deep in it's catacombs?
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Old 12-14-2007, 04:05 PM
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I hope so.
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Old 12-14-2007, 04:56 PM
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Another offering for POY:






"I missed that one! Was it really good?"
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Old 12-14-2007, 05:25 PM
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"I missed that one! Was it really good?"

Aw, shucks! That's so sweet! "First, I'd like to thank God. Then, I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me get this award..."
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Old 12-14-2007, 07:25 PM
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Aw, shucks! That's so sweet! "First, I'd like to thank God. Then, I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me get this award..."

nice.

i was going to stop war and end hunger but then i got to thinking how much you'd appreciate the nomination for an imaginary award. and i was right.

it was totally worth it.

this one goes on the mantle.

then i start killing all the dwarfs and midgets.

for i am a jealous god.
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Old 12-14-2007, 07:34 PM
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Aw, shucks! That's so sweet! "First, I'd like to thank God. Then, I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me get this award..."

Oh gosh....... ...hey I hope ya get it. If it wasn't for little people where would "you give me 3 dollah--me love you long time" business women like you be?




Aw....don't bother thanking me.

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Old 12-19-2007, 04:56 PM
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My vote goes for the Thread about Skateboarding In SoCal......
..................till the thread hit a ""Bump In the road "" !!!
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Old 12-19-2007, 09:04 PM
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My vote goes for the Thread about Skateboarding In SoCal......
..................till the thread hit a ""Bump In the road "" !!!


You need a spanking.
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Old 12-20-2007, 08:39 AM
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Well don't look at me.
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Old 12-20-2007, 11:33 AM
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best poster
of the year,
mortimer

worst poster
of the year,
mortimer

best post,
the downtown
song
http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...ational+racing

thread of the
year and
best fight,
http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...ghlight=darley
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