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Old 11-26-2007, 10:41 PM
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And for any smart asses out there, my middle name is RICHARD, not Dick
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Old 11-27-2007, 06:19 AM
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holy crap, i'd be rebel cavalier.

good thing i'm not a porn star.
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:36 PM
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Old 11-28-2007, 07:36 PM
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can't go with now! i'd be pixie and a number, as my street doesn't have a name.

pixie 447....how awful.
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Old 11-28-2007, 08:21 PM
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Your first pet was named Dick? What was it...a goldfish?
Holy SH!t, one of the funniest posts ever, was in tears reading it!

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can't go with now! i'd be pixie and a number, as my street doesn't have a name.

pixie 447....how awful.
You think that you have it bad, my pet turtle was named for my street. I would be: Elvin Elvin. I couldn't even get a job in gay porn with that name!
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Old 11-28-2007, 08:30 PM
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Silk Polsin or John Polsin...

Think "John Polsin" just sounds like a bad M'fer...
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Old 11-28-2007, 08:33 PM
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Old 11-28-2007, 08:33 PM
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Chipper Old Farm if using pet's name
Deb Old Farm if using middle name

Neither sounds very good.
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Old 11-29-2007, 10:55 AM
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can't go with now! i'd be pixie and a number, as my street doesn't have a name.

pixie 447....how awful.

That's awesome...mine too (damn sister had to name the dog!!) Mine is...

Pixie Bevington.
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Old 11-29-2007, 11:42 AM
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the middle name way My porn name would be Emily West. That sounds more like an author. I'll stick with Candy West. Thats a porn name!
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:54 PM
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Oh I so don't wanna say this, but sometimes you gotta lean in to the inside pitch....

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Old 11-28-2007, 10:09 PM
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Andy Red Wing...

I've never wanted to get my "Red Wings"... at least not in a sexual manner, so I don't wanna know what kind of crazy fetish porn I'd do lol.
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Old 11-28-2007, 10:32 PM
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By your rules I'd be Patches Morgan. But my Porn name would be
"Jack Hammer" if I had anything to do with it.
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Old 11-28-2007, 11:18 PM
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By your rules I'd be Patches Morgan. But my Porn name would be
"Jack Hammer" if I had anything to do with it.
"But my Porn name would be "Jack Hammer" if I had anything to do with it."

great name.

unless your porn partner doesn't like the idea of being torn apart. or you being done after 15 seconds.

you might as well call yourself rusty nailer.

if i have a choice i'm going with dr. phil winfrey.

won't be able to keep the ladies away. giggity!
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Old 11-28-2007, 11:40 PM
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Frisky South Woodland......that could go a couple ways!
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"But my Porn name would be "Jack Hammer" if I had anything to do with it."

great name.

unless your porn partner doesn't like the idea of being torn apart. or you being done after 15 seconds.

you might as well call yourself rusty nailer.

if i have a choice i'm going with dr. phil winfrey.

won't be able to keep the ladies away. giggity!
Oooooh baby!
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Old 11-29-2007, 11:46 AM
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holy crap, i'd be rebel cavalier.

good thing i'm not a porn star.





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Old 11-29-2007, 11:50 AM
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Morty, how ya been my friend
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:02 PM
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Using middle name method I'd be Nicole Cherry.
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:10 PM
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Morty, how ya been my friend


Hello Dave Mayson....oh can complain...and you? Saw your snappy spread photos....A#1 work.


I lied about my name.....it's really Tex 156.

I've been sneaking looks here the last few days and couldn't resist the comp-tition.






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