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Old 11-26-2007, 10:21 PM
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No, I didn't read the whole thing completely and I always thought the porn name was your middle name and your childhood street name.

Misty Kedvale would then be my name in this version of the porn name game
what a pair we are, Misty and Ginger.

I liked it better when I thought you had a pet named Dick.
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:26 PM
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And for any smart asses out there, my middle name is RICHARD, not Dick
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:41 PM
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And for any smart asses out there, my middle name is RICHARD, not Dick
OK



























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Old 11-27-2007, 06:19 AM
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holy crap, i'd be rebel cavalier.

good thing i'm not a porn star.
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:36 PM
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Old 11-28-2007, 07:36 PM
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can't go with now! i'd be pixie and a number, as my street doesn't have a name.

pixie 447....how awful.
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Old 11-28-2007, 08:21 PM
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Your first pet was named Dick? What was it...a goldfish?
Holy SH!t, one of the funniest posts ever, was in tears reading it!

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can't go with now! i'd be pixie and a number, as my street doesn't have a name.

pixie 447....how awful.
You think that you have it bad, my pet turtle was named for my street. I would be: Elvin Elvin. I couldn't even get a job in gay porn with that name!
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Old 11-29-2007, 10:55 AM
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can't go with now! i'd be pixie and a number, as my street doesn't have a name.

pixie 447....how awful.

That's awesome...mine too (damn sister had to name the dog!!) Mine is...

Pixie Bevington.
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:54 PM
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Oh I so don't wanna say this, but sometimes you gotta lean in to the inside pitch....

"Queenie Jefferson"
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Old 11-28-2007, 10:09 PM
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Andy Red Wing...

I've never wanted to get my "Red Wings"... at least not in a sexual manner, so I don't wanna know what kind of crazy fetish porn I'd do lol.
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Old 11-28-2007, 10:32 PM
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By your rules I'd be Patches Morgan. But my Porn name would be
"Jack Hammer" if I had anything to do with it.
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Old 11-29-2007, 11:46 AM
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holy crap, i'd be rebel cavalier.

good thing i'm not a porn star.





Some things don't have to be said.












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Old 11-29-2007, 11:50 AM
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Morty, how ya been my friend
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:02 PM
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Using middle name method I'd be Nicole Cherry.
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:10 PM
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Morty, how ya been my friend


Hello Dave Mayson....oh can complain...and you? Saw your snappy spread photos....A#1 work.


I lied about my name.....it's really Tex 156.

I've been sneaking looks here the last few days and couldn't resist the comp-tition.






Bloody awful.



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