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Old 11-23-2007, 01:33 AM
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scav banned from shuffleboard league after third positive for milkshaking.
And lasix overdosage, tries to explain by saying, "But I have congestive heart failure"
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Old 11-23-2007, 08:10 AM
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Attention all DT Retirement Home members.

Satuday's wheelchair races will now be run on the new Cushion Track as a response to all of you with hemeroids.

1st Race: Motorized Division. NW2 - 880 yards 8 hp limit division

2nd Race: Hand/Free Style, Maidens 660 yards

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3rd race: The Steve Byk Stakes: 80 year olds and up - 1400 yards
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Old 11-23-2007, 10:08 AM
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Attention all DT Retirement Home members.

Satuday's wheelchair races will now be run on the new Cushion Track as a response to all of you with hemeroids.

1st Race: Motorized Division. NW2 - 880 yards 8 hp limit division

2nd Race: Hand/Free Style, Maidens 660 yards

Nap

3rd race: The Steve Byk Stakes: 80 year olds and up - 1400 yards
Fortunately for fans, they can look forward to a long(er) career from their favorite competitors in these events, as a victory will in no way enhance their breeding value.
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Old 11-23-2007, 11:37 AM
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Just as long as it has a pool like this to keep us young for our Saratoga trips
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