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Old 11-07-2007, 10:15 PM
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READY!



They prepared.



AIM!



They took keen sight.



FIRE!








A volley....sounded as one and found their mark.



A legion of good,strong shooters took pride when told there were no blanks...all rounds were live.




So as to know they all had a proud hand.












The doomed remains were thrown into the shredder.










WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR











His last wishes..




Crinkle

Trash can










..never to be known.
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Old 11-07-2007, 10:34 PM
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When I am dead, my dearest,
Sing no sad songs for me:
Plant thou no roses at my head,
Nor shady cypress tree.
Be the green grass above me
With showers and dewdrops wet:
And if thou wilt, remember
And if thou wilt, forget.














Should have been known I would not go gentle into that good night.

And now I go...my biggest yet ....in my sight.

For this one I announce as over

And to all that same good night
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:23 PM
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Sh!t.


I forgot:















Everyone else is different;only you are the same.
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Old 11-09-2007, 09:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
READY!



They prepared.



AIM!



They took keen sight.



FIRE!








A volley....sounded as one and found their mark.



A legion of good,strong shooters took pride when told there were no blanks...all rounds were live.




So as to know they all had a proud hand.












The doomed remains were thrown into the shredder.










WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR











His last wishes..




Crinkle

Trash can










..never to be known.

But perhaps Morty was wearing a bullet-proof vest?
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Old 11-10-2007, 10:48 AM
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I have returned as I was wearing a bullet proof vest.


I mean because of the failure to do so of two people....and out of courtesy they shan't be named.









They shall.











Witch Thebby and Nuisance Stevie.









I wish to thank posters for my pies and spit on the ones who disapproved of my fine work.











I will achieve my goal of 7,246 posts....in a manner in which I please.




Unless......
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