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Old 11-07-2007, 02:17 PM
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MommyDearest doesn't have any tits.......because then Suffy-Poo would want them,too.
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Old 11-07-2007, 02:18 PM
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Old 11-07-2007, 02:20 PM
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How many horseys with Beatle haircuts are in Iceland?





I can't think of a funny answer.
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Old 11-07-2007, 02:44 PM
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But don't send Suffy-Poo out for a bushy knoll.
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Old 11-07-2007, 02:49 PM
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Grassy knoll wouldn't fit.




I'm sure you knew that.
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Old 11-07-2007, 03:01 PM
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Grassy knoll wouldn't fit.




I'm sure you knew that.
Neither one works. The desert knoll is where it should be.
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Old 11-07-2007, 03:04 PM
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Neither one works. The desert knoll is where it should be.

At least I tried......desert knoll is trying??




What in the world does that mean?

Chuck Noll would have been funnier....but even I wouldn't post that one.
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:25 PM
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YO.....forget you.
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Old 07-28-2008, 07:49 PM
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Here's my son and I at Kemah, Texas a few months ago.
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Old 07-28-2008, 08:01 PM
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Your son's a lot bigger than you.
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:01 AM
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Here's my son and I at Kemah, Texas a few months ago.
I was merely kidding ,ma'am.

You have a fine looking youngster.





And you......ya look pud worthy.

If I may say so.
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Here's my son and I at Kemah, Texas a few months ago.
Your son's a lot bigger than you.




I'm kidding, of course.

You are fine looking youngsters.

Wish you both the very best.

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Old 07-29-2008, 10:59 AM
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that girls boobs are bigger than the two other peoples' heads!
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Old 07-29-2008, 01:17 PM
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What other 2 people?
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