ATTENTION HO's and ****O'S

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It pleases me to announce I also have several boxes of video recordings.




Very embarrasssing video recordings.

I'm not saying a word about my plans for these gems.








Simply because I don't wish to.

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I wish to make public I have a gaggle of live witnesses to a certain lynch mob mentality which broke out recently.


Very reliable witnesses.



Note the plural form here....as well as the pointedly descriptive....."gaggle."



That means "lots."










I have hidden them in a certan county in a certain state.




Should anyhing happen to my personal self which does not please me.....




...they know what to do.

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I sniff anger and fear in the air.









Good.














I am pleased.

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I wish to type that I am weary.





I am pleased to be fetching my zebra and going to sleep......and doing so with a very free and easy conscience.



Very much so.

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My positive thinking and prayer time:



Thank you God for allowing me to do as I wish anytime I please.Thank you for making me as You did. May the Earth and its Earthlings try to emulate me.

For, as Youknow,Iam good enough......I am smart enough....





....and ,doggone it, people like me.







Well most of them anyway.



There are certain malcontents who do not.


















Too bad.






Amen.

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What exactly is a fucl<ing a s s hole anyway?

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I notice my newspaper has no full page ad.



I'll bet GCL's master charge is bad.

That's why I dumped her and now use RileyORiley's body for automatic writing.





And other things which please me.








I don't think fucl<ing a s s hole is ever used as a litreral term.

So what does it mean...exactly?