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Old 10-31-2007, 01:52 PM
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Many objected when Goulet was pronounced dead.







"It's GOO-LAY!!...GOO-LAY!!" ....they shreiked.
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Old 10-31-2007, 02:00 PM
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Idi Amin ,the Goulet Cook, has also been notified.
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Old 10-31-2007, 02:00 PM
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Ditto for Canibal Lector.
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Old 10-31-2007, 02:10 PM
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Goulet emerged to the top of the singing industry after a successful career as a matador. Contrary to rumor...he was never a jar.






Bull Fighting fans loved him so much the tv announcer had to say..."Oh they're not saying Ole'!.......They're saying GOO-LAY!"
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Old 10-31-2007, 02:16 PM
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Survived by daughter FritoLay and son HockeyGoLay.
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Old 10-31-2007, 02:22 PM
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EARTH SHAKING NEWS!!


The reuslts of a seismograph taken on Goulet's brain indicate he may be dreaming.

Would he dare dream the impossible?

WILL HE MAKE A COMEBACK!?
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Old 10-31-2007, 02:24 PM
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Shaken by the latest news....Canadians are now flying their flags at half passed.
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:28 PM
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Many objected when Goulet was pronounced dead.







"It's GOO-LAY!!...GOO-LAY!!" ....they shreiked.

you've been watching 'keeping up appearances', haven't you?
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:36 PM
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you've been watching 'keeping up appearances', haven't you?


Actually,Dannie, I don't know what that is.

I think they probably watch me.





I just try to keep my POV up.
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:40 PM
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Oh Dannie.





I have to provide maintenance on the Ohio Stadium cam view.

Would you like to come with me?
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:52 PM
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I don't think Dannie wants to come.











Clitty.









Oh boy.











I mean pity.
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:57 PM
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I better get back on topic....mighty fast!
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Old 10-31-2007, 04:00 PM
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Goulet did leave a note.






It was D minor.
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Old 10-31-2007, 04:04 PM
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Actually,Dannie, I don't know what that is.

I think they probably watch me.





I just try to keep my POV up.
it's a show on bbc america. a comedy about an insufferable woman, her last name is bucket. but she is determined that it be pronounced 'bouquet'. your post about about goo-lay reminded me of her.
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it's a show on bbc america. a comedy about an insufferable woman, her last name is bucket. but she is determined that it be pronounced 'bouquet'. your post about about goo-lay reminded me of her.

Gosh..I think I'd like that show!!


When's it on?
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Old 10-31-2007, 04:31 PM
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Gosh..I think I'd like that show!!


When's it on?
and i figured my story would bore you to tears.
i have no idea when it comes on, but i could look.
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Old 10-31-2007, 04:45 PM
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and i figured my story would bore you to tears.
i have no idea when it comes on, but i could look.


Do not underestimate me.




I like your answer.

But don't strain yourself..I suppose I can find out by way of the web.
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Old 10-31-2007, 07:10 PM
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Gosh..I think I'd like that show!!


When's it on?
Its on PBS.
So it may be on diff. times
depending where one lives.

It comes on Sunday night here.
I believe it is 10 or 11 pm.
Since Morton's time zone exists
in HELLI dont have access to a conversion table
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Old 10-31-2007, 07:39 PM
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Its on PBS.
So it may be on diff. times
depending where one lives.

It comes on Sunday night here.
I believe it is 10 or 11 pm.
Since Morton's time zone exists
in HELLI dont have access to a conversion table


Oh.






Just because people tell me to go there doesn't mean I am there.
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