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Old 10-26-2007, 02:53 PM
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"Why don't they ever let the Riccola Bros. blow their horns for big races? Who is that same funny man always blowing his? It's not fair."
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'Why did Erin go bra????? Didn't she wear one before? Why not? Who is Erin?""
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:55 PM
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"Who is Andy? Why does everyone ask him stupid questions?"
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" Can someone help me with my scratches?"
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"Is Discreet Cat a spy for Al-Qaeda?"
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"My mom told me to wear a London Fog to Mamouth tomorrow. How am I going to get fog from London on such short notice?"
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"I wonder if Smokey Stover puts out stove fires."
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:59 PM
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" Is Pat Day riding Wait A While?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 03:01 PM
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"It will take an act of God to beat Preachin Man in the Juvy Turf"
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Old 10-26-2007, 03:02 PM
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"What is Ted Danson doing in a horse race?"
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" Why do people jump in the garbage cans at the race track?"
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" Why are 2 men in the paddock at Vermouth getting in a Cannonball suit?"
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