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Old 10-26-2007, 02:10 PM
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"How is the track playing today? I don't have my track records yet."
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:31 PM
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Morty...remember three words....




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Quality not Quantity
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:32 PM
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"European horsies are automatic tosses when the grass is yielding"
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:33 PM
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"Where am I ?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:35 PM
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I just talked to a guy at O'Reilly Auto Parts and he said Dylan Thomas has the bird flu"
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:35 PM
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" Why don't tracks sell tv guides for the tv's? Why doesn't Cleveland make Indian guides available?"
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" What good are auto parts when you can buy a whole auto? Who was Auto Graham?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:38 PM
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" Someone at the track said they were going to fix my wagon. I don't even have a wagon!!"
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:39 PM
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"Is Michael Lewis still racing?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:40 PM
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"Where are MommyDearest's tits?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:40 PM
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"Hey why isn't :58 flat on today? Wokka Wokka Wokka!!"
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:41 PM
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"I met Suffy-Poo at Mamouth and she was wet"
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