A-Rod/ LOL

[whorstman]

Originally Posted by oracle80

He hasn't had a meaningful hit in his life and his playoff stats are so disgraceful as to be nauseating. Hes a textbook choker, the anti Jeter. Some guys want the game in their hands when its on the line(Jeter, Montana, Emmit Smith, Jordan, Messier, Gretzky, Mariano, Clemens) and some guys wanna fade into the background and not have it come down to them. His swings at the plate these days are so pathetic that Im gonna need a new tv soon because I keep throwing things at it when hes at bat. Hes missing the ball by at least a foot on every swing, hes not even close. And know hes developed a mental block like Mackey Sasser(the famous catcher who couldnt throw the ball back to the mound during a game) as far as his throwing goes. He has 17 errors so far and its not even August yet. Does it shock you that Mussina would say what he said? Arod cost his team a win in the field again. They have lost all faith in him and the fact that he makes more than most of them combined just adds to the fuel. Bottom line is that if you are gonna play in NY and make that kind of cash you are gonna have to produce. Oh, and where are all those geniuses who fought with me when the Yankees got him that he should replace Jeter at short? Are you ****ing kidding me? Hes got 17 errors just guarding the line at third, how many would he have at short(where Jeter continues to vacuum everything hit at him and turn flawless double plays and throw out everyone even off balance deep in the hole?). Yeah he should be playing short, sure, in a mens slow pitch softball league maybe.

Yeah he should be playing short, sure, in a mens slow pitch softball league maybe. Like i said, that's me baby, I make mad dazzling stops at short, crank back the cannon and throw the ball in the stands! I'm the AROD of mens slow pitch!

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Well,as far as AROD'S offense goes,I think he had his swing down perfectly when they beat the Mets at Yankee Stadium(about 3 weeks ago.)They showed him hitting a home run in very slow motion,and it was technically perfect.They need to make him watch that tape as if it was J-LO in a porn flick.

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by whorstman

Yeah he should be playing short, sure, in a mens slow pitch softball league maybe. Like i said, that's me baby, I make mad dazzling stops at short, crank back the cannon and throw the ball in the stands! I'm the AROD of mens slow pitch!

I played some decent third base softball in my day. Learned to wear a cup.

Rodriguez? New name.... E5-ROD.