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Old 10-25-2007, 02:05 PM
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And once an announcer said a horse was coming from out of the clouds and looked up in the sky and saw absolutely nothing. Was it Elijah the prophet? OK who drank the wine in the cup in the middle of the table?

And how do horses wine? White or red?
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:08 PM
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" Do horseys always breeze and handily? Don't they ever suck in workouts? How come there is no designation for phooey in workouts?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:10 PM
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" Why do jockeys carry batteries in their whips? Aren't whips just manually operated?"
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