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Old 10-25-2007, 01:47 PM
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" By the way latecomer...I cannot keep a POV attitude forever so make up your mind already."
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:49 PM
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" How much are the $2 windows? Why don't tracks ever have a horsey in the window?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:49 PM
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Were you scared the last time you left your mom's basement?
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:30 PM
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Were you scared the last time you left your mom's basement?







Yes....my 2 inch pud shrank as well.

Now I look like Sissy....I mean Hossy.
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:42 PM
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How dare you.
I am proud of my pud...sir.
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:44 PM
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" The basement is the problem."
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:46 PM
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" Ah wonder if Suffy-poo gets woodys??"
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I am proud of your pud...sir.
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and please don't be mad....I couldn't resist!
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and please don't be mad....I couldn't resist!

Oh geez.



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!


































(I hate you.)
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:52 PM
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Kissy Poo my dear.


BLECH!!!








I'm leaving.
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:53 PM
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Kissy Poo my dear.
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:50 PM
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" If horseys good in mud are called mudders...why aren't horseys good on grass called stoners?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:04 PM
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Why isn't it called the Filly & Mare Classic?
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:09 PM
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"Who wants to argue and debate something really stupid that will never happen anyway?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:12 PM
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Discreet Cat makes me horney.
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:13 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:13 PM
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" What is "is" ?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:15 PM
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" What if they find out Lady Joanne is Brady Joanne?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:15 PM
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" What is "is" ?"
See Whodey's latest thread...
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:14 PM
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Discreet Cat makes me horney.
Finally something in this thread that is good to know....
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