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Old 10-25-2007, 11:49 AM
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" Is the speed of light ineffective at night....in the dark?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:50 AM
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" I bought some scratch sheets. They had scratches all over them. I'm so stupid."
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:51 AM
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" Why is there night racing? Aren't they getting longer about now?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:52 AM
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" Does AE mean alternate ego? Do horseys have imaginary friends????"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:53 AM
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'I still don't understand staple chasing."
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:54 AM
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What is the advantage of forcing a horse to blink?
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:55 AM
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" What are graded stakes? Why is the FDA getting involved with horse racing? Is MacDonalds trying to get a jump start on competiters?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:56 AM
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" sumwun better stop copying off my fine work."
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:53 AM
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hey, i bet that horse who was supposed to run on the main track only, and he didn't run at all! that's false advertising.
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:54 AM
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hey, when are they racing for the steaks? i've been jogging for weeks to get in shape.
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:07 PM
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i read that this horse won driving. i didn't know horses could drive!!
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:57 AM
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"It's nice that they have races for retarded horses. Kudos for the Handicap."
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:52 AM
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"Hey that wasn't a clubhouse! I want my money back!"
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