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Old 10-25-2007, 11:46 AM
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"I hate when people run along the rail screaming......git up wid dat 5!!...git up wid dat 5!!!! I trip them."
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:47 AM
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"No I don't have any cigs!! Leave me alone!!! Ok...you can hold a ten. Just pay me back Sunday."
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:48 AM
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"Wait a minute...is the CB being run at Mamouth or Saratoga? There's so many questions I forget. When is it again?"
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" I also hate the 5...by the way."
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:49 AM
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" Just got back from Mamouth...yup."
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" Is the speed of light ineffective at night....in the dark?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:50 AM
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" I bought some scratch sheets. They had scratches all over them. I'm so stupid."
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:51 AM
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" Why is there night racing? Aren't they getting longer about now?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:52 AM
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"Hey that wasn't a clubhouse! I want my money back!"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:52 AM
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I just flew into Newark, and boy are my arms tired.
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:50 AM
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"I went to Mammouth and all I got was pneumonia and my leg pissed on."
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:51 AM
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my free chair broke when i sat on it, should i call a lawyer?
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:52 AM
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my pencil hasn't got an eraser. do you have a pencil with an eraser? what about a sharpener, i don't like when the tip of my pencil isn't sharp any more.
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:49 AM
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if they race at night, do the horses have a headlight?
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do the juvenile races have kids for jockeys?
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