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Old 10-25-2007, 10:14 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:18 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:19 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:20 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:22 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:26 AM
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where's the bingo?
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:26 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:27 AM
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can i get a picture taken on the pretty horsie?
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:28 AM
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the horse was in front the first time around, how much do i win for that?
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:29 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:21 AM
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if i bet a horse to win, and he finishes second, do i win half?
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:22 AM
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do the mosses name all their horses after rock stars kids? what if the rock stars kids name is frank?
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:19 AM
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