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Old 10-25-2007, 10:09 AM
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" Are only gay horseys sent to dressage? It sure looks that way."
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:10 AM
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" Why would a horsey be dumb enough to switch leads? Don't you want to keep it?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:12 AM
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" My state has lottery tickets in a horsey race theme......you scratch off numbers and if you get a one....you win!! I love it!"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:14 AM
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"Is the eighth pole the 8th pole?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:18 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:19 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:21 AM
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if i bet a horse to win, and he finishes second, do i win half?
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:19 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:22 AM
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" Why does Stevie like people who don't know anything about horsies?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:19 AM
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"BC Analysis: Bet the one that poops before going in the gate"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:15 AM
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"Where were the slot machines? "
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:16 AM
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