Name the next thread title in The Paddock

[Mortimer]

" How fast does a swivel chair swivel?.....fever or not."

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

" How fast does a swivel chair swivel?.....fever or not."

I don't have a swivel chair. Those and teacup rides make me dizzy.

"Does Todd Pletcher use a self tanner or is he just a raging drunk?"

[Mortimer]

" Why does Pletcher give his horseys juices? No pulp I would hope."

[Mortimer]

" I would like to ask you people why coupled entries aren't harnessed together."

[Rileyoriley]

Is it true they've moved Monmouth Park across the river?

[Mortimer]

"I thought Monmouth Park WAS across the river!!"

[Mortimer]

" How do I bet a horsey to come in 5th??"

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

"I thought Monmouth Park WAS across the river!!"

I meant the Connecticut River.

[Mortimer]

"It's in Connecticut!!!?"

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

"I thought Monmouth Park WAS across the river!!"

all depends on your POV.

[Danzig]

that tout sheet i bought at the track said bet the four. the four lost, i want a refund!