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Old 10-17-2007, 09:51 PM
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I'm going out to boost a couple loaves of rye bread.....tired of getting stiffed by the super markets on them.


It may take a while...might be late coming back.





But I hope the Woods remain Snowy.
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Old 10-18-2007, 09:30 AM
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Perhaps I Saw A Pus sy Cat




a wishing well...a whippoorwill
a collection of gradient thoughts
a slipping spell...the dipper fell
a confection to render one still

it's quiet in the night...in the dark
it's to reassure our space and time
it's a riot in the day....in the park
it's to hide in azure and the face to disembark

the predator howls free....he knows it's me
the minds of night bring all the truth
the meditater knows thee..he owns all the sea
the times of late show us light for free

did I know it as I saw it...what did I tell myself
did anyone ever believe what they themselves perceive
did I glow it as I thought it....to another in my stealth
did I run never to conceive what only adds to my wealth







ALAN SPEEGISH
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Old 10-18-2007, 10:35 AM
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Say....I found a horsey writer from that newly discovered Parallel Universe of PillowPants' :







Hard Spun had to carve out brutal fractions in that race - outsprinting some confirmed sprinters, who stalked from 2nd, 3rd, and 4th and finished 17th, 19th, and 20th....while Street Sense passed 17 horses without leaving the rail in what will go down as the dreamiest trip in modern Kentucky Derby history.

Assuming everyone breaks clean, John Velazquez on Lawyer Ron is the only one who knows how much early pressure Hard Spun will face.

Anyone who's seen JRV ride in similar situations all these years knows Hard Spun will get a free pass on the lead - as long as LR is able to track from the outside while more than a half length clear of pressure from the 3rd place runner.

That is unless JRV is instructed by Pletcher to do something else.

From what I could gather on Monmouth Parks website, there were 19 stake routes run on the dirt at Monmouth Park this year - the leader after the first call won 11 of them. Three of those wins at double digit odds.

If the track is like it was for much of the summer, and HS and LR both avoid going head-to-head, I believe they will make up the exacta. The real question will be which of the two will win...if the August version of LR shows up he will have little trouble wearing HS down in the final furlong. If not, Hard Spun can be very brave on the lead and might be an elusive target for LR and the others.

If the track is fair, HS and LR will still have a tactical edge over the rest of the field - but, they will both be very tough if there tactical edge is compounded with a track that totally suits them and works against their opposition.






I think their if is our fi.








































Brother.
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Old 10-18-2007, 11:04 AM
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Old 10-18-2007, 11:35 AM
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Morty Im on my way to thistly downs
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Old 10-18-2007, 11:45 AM
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Morty Im on my way to thistly downs

Don't you ever go when they are racing live ? I mean..you can...but nothing beats getting beat live.



Sorry about the Beulah fracture....the DD is always a 2-6 or 4-7 combo and I just threw out the wrong one.



But look for those elsewhere.
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Old 10-18-2007, 11:49 AM
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http://www.femjoy.com/setdetails.php/111593_wee237

I would like the ladies here to chime in and tell us which one at the above site they most resemble.
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Old 10-18-2007, 06:14 PM
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Wow.

That chick needs to dye her hair again if she's going to attempt to 'sport' that color.
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Old 10-18-2007, 06:25 PM
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Wow.

That chick needs to dye her hair again if she's going to attempt to 'sport' that color.


What hair?
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Old 10-18-2007, 06:30 PM
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What hair?
I should have known that was coming (no pun intended there.)
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Old 10-18-2007, 06:32 PM
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None taken here.
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Old 10-18-2007, 06:39 PM
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Wow.

That chick needs to dye her hair again if she's going to attempt to 'sport' that color.
Still waiting to hear which one you most resemble.
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Old 10-18-2007, 06:46 PM
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Still waiting to hear which one you most resemble.
You'll be waiting forever.
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Old 10-18-2007, 07:07 PM
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None..aye?




Good.

But you have won a prize.





Your consolation prize is a free vacay to Iceland with Suffy-Poo.











YOO-HOO!!



Oh Dannie-Poo!!!



How about you,honey?
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Old 10-18-2007, 07:50 PM
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Your consolation prize is a free vacay to Iceland with Suffy-Poo.
I'll bet ya Cajun just can't wait to claim her prize....don't forget to get lots of vacay pics now
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Old 10-18-2007, 07:27 PM
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i shoulda known better...i shoulda known better. i clicked on the link, and immediately thought that i was probably making a mistake.

my daughter hollered 'mom is looking at boobies' when the page loaded. great. my 17 year old thinks i'm a closet lesbo or something now.
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Old 10-18-2007, 07:48 PM
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I'd like to announce that if any of the fine Nerdy Trail ladies resemble Addie, Caecilia or Vita....I will marry you now.

ror!!

You know their names ALREADY!!!?



double ror!
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Old 10-18-2007, 08:28 PM
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I'd like to announce that if any of the fine Nerdy Trail ladies resemble Addie, Caecilia or Vita....I will marry you now.
I will sell you their middle and last names as well as e-mail addrresses.
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