Snowy Woods

[Mortimer]

I don't even know who your school is!!


At least I'm not ashamed to mention mine!!

[Mortimer]

By the way...we have 6 other Heismans in addition to that one.




How many does your school have?

Whoever they are.

[Mortimer]

I think Mr. Pants is mighty jealous over the accomplishments of the BT and particualrly the NUMBER ONE TEAM IN ALL THE LAND!!!!!



I do notice he won't answer any of my questions as he Shirley knows the answers and would not want to look silly.







But I have studied paranoid schizos and would not make fun of him.....that just wouldn't be me.

[Mortimer]

Interesting:




http://espn.go.com/endofcentury/s/ot...rivalries.html

This Heisman deal is about as ridiculous as caring about who's going to win HOY. Who, outside of Cryin Dispencer and a bunch of girls, would care about an award?

What matters is national championships. Your team has 7. Mine has 11.

Individual achievements are meaningless in a team sport. I'm sure you would love to trade in 6 of those Heismans for 4 NC's, eh? Or do you have a lifetime subscription to Star Magazine?

Again, linking an ESPN article just proves my point. Thanks.

[Mortimer]

I think I prove mine...don't you?


Every point I make are ONLY factoids.....and you brush it off as ....bias??



Shame on you.


I'm guessing your team is Alybamy.





Check you figures...I believe we both have 12.



But we beat the dickens out of you every other way possible....yes...starting with Heismans. I wouls think if you had more then it would become a little more acceptable to you.






Hey...who is Alybamy's coach now?


And where are they ranked???



I don't blame you for not admitting they are your team.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I think I prove mine...don't you?


Every point I make are ONLY factoids.....and you brush it off as ....bias??



Shame on you.


I'm guessing your team is Alybamy.





Check you figures...I believe we both have 12.



But we beat the dickens out of you every other way possible....yes...starting with Heismans. I wouls think if you had more then it would become a little more acceptable to you.






Hey...who is Alybamy's coach now?


And where are they ranked???



I don't blame you for not admitting they are your team.

Fact: I made money on the BCS championship by putting money on Florida's nose while you were clutching your Coach Tressel signed sweatervest and crying.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCAA_Di...l_championship